Pedestrian witicism help

[BrilloPad]

What pedestrians throw themselves under my wheels (usually a couple each way on my commute) I usual shout out "cretin HTH BIDI". But for some reason they either look at my like I'm mad or a spazza. Clearly they have not had the logic training I have had - but putting that aside, can anyone suggest something witty I can shout at them?

Thx

[d000hg]

Can't you fit an electrified mudguard on the front wheel which will fling them out of your path?

[BrilloPad]

Can't you fit an electrified mudguard on the front wheel which will fling them out of your path?

I suppose I could replace my front lamp with a taser.

[SimonMac]

Mr Burns had the right idea

[Lockhouse]

I have several stock phrases whilst cycling to work in London.

I normally use a rather loud and curt "Idiot!" for stupidity. However I also use a really sarcastic "Thank you" for letting people go who don't then acknowledge me or an ironic "I've got all day chum" for people dawdling.

[Mich the Tester]

Take some cheap specs with you and hand them out to pedestrians that don't look.

[Sausage Surprise]

What pedestrians throw themselves under my wheels (usually a couple each way on my commute) I usual shout out "cretin HTH BIDI". But for some reason they either look at my like I'm mad or a spazza. Clearly they have not had the logic training I have had - but putting that aside, can anyone suggest something witty I can shout at them?

Thx

I wonder why.....

[Dallas]

What pedestrians throw themselves under my wheels (usually a couple each way on my commute) I usual shout out "cretin HTH BIDI". But for some reason they either look at my like I'm mad or a spazza. Clearly they have not had the logic training I have had - but putting that aside, can anyone suggest something witty I can shout at them?

Thx

f@ckwit

2 Syllables, short, sharp and then you are gone

[d000hg]

Dress like a chav, ride a BMX while listening to happy-hardcore on your phone speaker at full volume and people will get out of your way, fearful you'll mug them.

[stek]

Pavement wänker!!