Prossies for oldies

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Robinho replied

21 November 2012, 23:07
Originally posted by doodab View Post

My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?

Wear a mask?
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Freamon replied

21 November 2012, 22:53
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

NSFW would be a good one for that...

Luckily I am at home and it were reet good....

Google translate says:

Prices for erotic services:
Basically the prices negotiable with the ladies.
Our first Floor there are **** or traffic already from 30, - €. course are also arrangements with several ladies feasible. Talk to the ladies of your choice or to discuss your individual desires simply. You will definitely find the right one.

Open 24 hours a day
5, - € entrance and all soft drinks for free
About 100 Women on 7 floors
Theme rooms: medical practice, Darkroom
Dominastudio
Professional Massage Studio
3 Contact bistros
*** starting at 30, - €
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

Money back guarantee???
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mudskipper replied

21 November 2012, 20:04
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Are you sure? The effort might kill him.

Saves buying a Christmas present...
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BrilloPad replied

21 November 2012, 20:02
Originally posted by doodab View Post

My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?

Are you sure? The effort might kill him.
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bless 'em all replied

21 November 2012, 19:57
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.

"Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899!"
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Old Hack replied

21 November 2012, 18:29
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.

My Dad whispers this to me when we go out for a walk...
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Mich the Tester replied

21 November 2012, 18:27
Originally posted by doodab View Post

My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?

If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.
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bless 'em all replied

21 November 2012, 18:11
This/

Best to get some advice first.
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Old Hack replied

21 November 2012, 17:58
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

This place

NSFW would be a good one for that...

Luckily I am at home and it were reet good....
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darmstadt replied

21 November 2012, 17:51
This place
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doodab started a topic Prossies for oldies

21 November 2012, 17:46
Prossies for oldies

My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?
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