My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?
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If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.Originally posted by doodab View PostMy grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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My Dad whispers this to me when we go out for a walk...Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.Comment
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"Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899!"Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.
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Are you sure? The effort might kill him.Originally posted by doodab View PostMy grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?Comment
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Saves buying a Christmas present...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAre you sure? The effort might kill him.Comment
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