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    Prossies for oldies

    My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    This place

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      This place

      NSFW would be a good one for that...

      Luckily I am at home and it were reet good....

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        #4
        This/

        Best to get some advice first.

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?
          If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.
            My Dad whispers this to me when we go out for a walk...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.
              "Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899!"

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                #8
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?
                Are you sure? The effort might kill him.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Are you sure? The effort might kill him.
                  Saves buying a Christmas present...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                    NSFW would be a good one for that...

                    Luckily I am at home and it were reet good....
                    Google translate says:

                    Prices for erotic services:
                    Basically the prices negotiable with the ladies.
                    Our first Floor there are **** or traffic already from 30, - €. course are also arrangements with several ladies feasible. Talk to the ladies of your choice or to discuss your individual desires simply. You will definitely find the right one.

                    Open 24 hours a day
                    5, - € entrance and all soft drinks for free
                    About 100 Women on 7 floors
                    Theme rooms: medical practice, Darkroom
                    Dominastudio
                    Professional Massage Studio
                    3 Contact bistros
                    *** starting at 30, - €
                    MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
                    Money back guarantee???
                    "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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