Reply to: Pubes

[BrilloPad]

Send it to Brillo so he can pass it on to his mate's wife, safe in the knowledge he can hand-on-heart deny he sent her a picture of his willy.

Don't confuse me with another person on this forum.

[d000hg]

Send it to Brillo so he can pass it on to his mate's wife, safe in the knowledge he can hand-on-heart deny he sent her a picture of his willy.

[Zippy]

Wow my nob looks HUGE now. Give me your mobi and I'll txt you a photo.

Sure. Just text 'Please arrest me officer, the pixies made me do it' to 999 and I'll get right back to you

[d000hg]

What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

Any advice appreciated.

It seems such a shame, you worked so hard to get them to grow a full 1/2 inch.

[DimPrawn]

In these times of austerity, could I suggest an inexpensive alternative to dental floss?

PS whar are you going to do if you chop them off and still can't find your knob?

Wow my nob looks HUGE now. Give me your mobi and I'll txt you a photo.

[mudskipper]

PS whar are you going to do if you chop them off and still can't find your knob?

That happened to me once.

[nomadd]

What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

Any advice appreciated.

Do not, I repeat do not, let the wife/girlfriend shave them off.

(Especially if you still haven't put up those shelves she's been nagging you about since last Christmas...)

[Zippy]

What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

Any advice appreciated.

In these times of austerity, could I suggest an inexpensive alternative to dental floss?

PS whar are you going to do if you chop them off and still can't find your knob?

[BrilloPad]

Thanks for that sage advice. Tried it on my balls and only now has the blood stopped coming.

You should have used a razor. Prefrably safety rather than cut throat.

[DimPrawn]

Use your electric shaver with attachment. Just make sure you don't touch your sensitive bits

Thanks for that sage advice. Tried it on my balls and only now has the blood stopped coming.

[bless 'em all]

I store mine in keyboards I've used at clientcos throughout the country. Just pray you don't get one of my old ones on site next......

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to stek again.

[stek]

Pubes

I store mine in keyboards I've used at clientcos throughout the country. Just pray you don't get one of my old ones on site next......

[xoggoth]

Trimming might be an idea. It's a pain when you get up for a pee while half asleep and some hair gets caught in your foreskin causing it to shoot off sideways all over the floor. Piss poor design in my view, what better argument against the existence of god is there?

[BrilloPad]

What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

Anywhere you like as long as its not the toilet seat.

[Sausage Surprise]

Maybe you should change your user name then.

nah....that's the surprise