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Alias replied

15 November 2012, 06:10
seems like three of the dwarves escaped from snow white, fan, dabby and dozy were at large...
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mudskipper replied

14 November 2012, 16:34
John Barrowman was in for a nasty shock when he realised that Jimmy Krankie wasn't really a boy.
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MayContainNuts replied

14 November 2012, 16:32
Jesus Christ!!!
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Alias replied

14 November 2012, 16:24
Spot the d!ck
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d000hg replied

14 November 2012, 15:06
Stop grabbing lads, there's plenty for both of you.
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speling bee replied

14 November 2012, 15:06
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Everytime I suggest a threesome, the wife gets a wee cranky.

Is that a type of urinary tract infection?
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BrilloPad replied

14 November 2012, 14:57
Can anyone find the on switch?
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Notascooby replied

14 November 2012, 14:56
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Everytime I suggest a threesome, the wife gets a wee cranky.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DimPrawn again.
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DimPrawn replied

14 November 2012, 14:31
Everytime I suggest a threesome, the wife gets a wee cranky.
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speling bee replied

14 November 2012, 14:22
Newsnight uncovers President Obama's real birth parents.
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hyperD replied

14 November 2012, 14:21
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

She's got torchwood!

FTFY
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doomage replied

14 November 2012, 14:01
Jimmy Savile taught me this trick you can do with a giant ice cream...
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SupremeSpod replied

14 November 2012, 13:59
She's got wood!
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Zippy replied

14 November 2012, 13:57
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

"Just how bad can a game of Hide the Sausage go?"

I strongly suspect that's hers ... <shudder>
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SimonMac replied

14 November 2012, 13:55
"Just how bad can a game of Hide the Sausage go?"
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