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    #11
    Everytime I suggest a threesome, the wife gets a wee cranky.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Everytime I suggest a threesome, the wife gets a wee cranky.
      You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DimPrawn again.
      Anti-bedwetting advice

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        #13
        Can anyone find the on switch?

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Everytime I suggest a threesome, the wife gets a wee cranky.
          Is that a type of urinary tract infection?
          The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

          George Frederic Watts

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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            #15
            Stop grabbing lads, there's plenty for both of you.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Spot the d!ck
              Join IPSE

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                #17
                Jesus Christ!!!

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                  #18
                  John Barrowman was in for a nasty shock when he realised that Jimmy Krankie wasn't really a boy.

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                    #19
                    seems like three of the dwarves escaped from snow white, fan, dabby and dozy were at large...
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