Let's help SAS write his book!

[Doggy Styles]

You could have added, "But she was still fcking talking".

[d000hg]

The body of the prostitute from last night had been cut into six pieces, wrapped tightly in black bin bags and wrapped with masking tape. The pieces were stacked neatly on the back seat of the GT86.

Toyota's chief engineer on the GT 86, Tetsuya Tada-san tells me there are tiny changes in the spring and damper settings, and in a chin-scratching phase while on track I thought the GT felt marginally softer. But that could simply have been down to the fact the tyres and brakes were cooked after some Swiss hotfoot had been pummelling it five minutes earlier.

[TestMangler]

The body of Gentile had been cut into six pieces, wrapped tightly in black bin bags and wrapped with masking tape. The pieces were stacked neatly on the back seat of the GT86.

FTFY

You could have added, "But she was still fcking talking".

[barrydidit]

The body of gentile had been cut into six pieces, wrapped tightly in black bin bags and wrapped with masking tape. The pieces were stacked neatly on the back seat of the GT86.

FTFY

[Doggy Styles]

FTFY

Good work Alexei. I think that adds a little more colour.

[AtW]

There was a pleb pushing bottles into the bottle bank. "Out of my way you cretin" I said, barely concealing my contempt.

FTFY

[Doggy Styles]

This novel is in a tailspin. It sems that the good burghers of CUK are no better at it than the author himself and his writer's block.

[TestMangler]

The body of the prostitute from last night had been cut into six pieces, wrapped tightly in black bin bags and wrapped with masking tape. The pieces were stacked neatly on the back seat of the GT86.

[stek]

Should be 'Once upon a time..' to start cos it will be a fairy story like all the others...

[BrilloPad]

That is when I realised ... I was the worst of the mess!

But at least I had finally been released.

[MyUserName]

That is when I realised ... I was the worst of the mess!

[vetran]

"The sun was shining as I descended the stairs to the Wandsworth recycling centre."

I was sure the Gimp suit would protect me from the worst of the mess.

[Doggy Styles]

There was a cretin pushing bottles into the bottle bank. "Out of my way you cretin" I said, barely concealing my contempt.

[MrMark]

Apparently he's stuck on the first sentence. I'm sure a few bits of input fron the forum will soon get the story going.
One post = 1 sentence.

"The sun was shining as I descended the stairs to the Wandsworth recycling centre."