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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Are you sure you are not in a Smoke Control Area? This might apply if you do...
    I am in a smoke control area, everyone ignores it.

    I am not going to go pissy panting to the council if someone up the street decides to light a fire.
    Last edited by minestrone; 3 February 2013, 21:52.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Yeah, like yours was!
    I've still got two

    Was a close thing though.

    Carefull with that axe Eugene (nod to Zeity).

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  • northernladuk
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    Are you sure you are not in a Smoke Control Area? This might apply if you do...

    What are the requirements in a smoke control area?

    Within a smoke control area it is an offence to burn any “unauthorised” smoky fuel such as coal, coke or wood unless it is burned using an “exempt” appliance. The maximum fine for an offence is £1000.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Yep, she chopped a couple of them off too.
    Sockie

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Bollocks
    Yeah, like yours was!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Bollocks
    Yep, she chopped a couple of them off too.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Three?

    Wimp.

    I did twelve tons today.
    Bollocks

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Chopped up three tons of wood last year for a friend, yes very hard work and the kindling was the easy part.
    Three?

    Wimp.

    I did twelve tons today.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Pah. Not me. I have lots of wood about the place. Got it into my head I wanted to chop it up.

    Harder work than it looks, apparently.
    Chopped up three tons of wood last year for a friend, yes very hard work and the kindling was the easy part.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    You know you can buy kindling?
    Pah. Not me. I have lots of wood about the place. Got it into my head I wanted to chop it up.

    Harder work than it looks, apparently.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Or send the local boy scouts out to collect it.
    They'd just get all excited rubbing it together...

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    You know you can buy kindling?
    Or send the local boy scouts out to collect it.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I know this has probably been playing on people's minds.

    I got a thorough sweeping, and worked out how to light a fire. Nice!

    To the horror of friends and family, I also bought an axe to make (?) kindling. Limbs all intact, and only one small dent in the side of the car where some wood pinged into it. Ahem.
    You know you can buy kindling?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    I know this has probably been playing on people's minds.

    I got a thorough sweeping, and worked out how to light a fire. Nice!

    To the horror of friends and family, I also bought an axe to make (?) kindling. Limbs all intact, and only one small dent in the side of the car where some wood pinged into it. Ahem.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    50 shades of grey.


    No thanks.

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