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SimonMac replied

23 October 2014, 08:53
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SimonMac replied

10 October 2014, 10:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh god no!

If I wanted to see a picture of a fat hairy **** every day I'll go look in the mirror

FTFY

(Sometimes you make it too easy for us)
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MarillionFan replied

9 October 2014, 20:27
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Nearly that time again

Oh god no!

If I wanted to see a picture of a fat hairy **** every November I'd go into the roof and get out one of my 1970 copies of Razzle.
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d000hg replied

9 October 2014, 11:37
The time of year when my relative attractiveness rises slightly.
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SimonMac replied

9 October 2014, 11:32
Nearly that time again
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d000hg replied

2 December 2013, 11:28
Originally posted by aardvark View Post

Why Movember isn't all it's cracked up to be

What a load of hippy PC clap-trap.
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TheBigD replied

2 December 2013, 11:27
Originally posted by aardvark View Post

Why Movember isn't all it's cracked up to be

I've read some absolute bell-endry in my time (especially on this site), but that article pretty much takes the biscuit.
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aardvark replied

2 December 2013, 10:54
Why Movember isn't all it's cracked up to be
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SimonMac replied

29 November 2013, 12:02
Into the last 36 hours of Movember and the Office Photo has been taken, given I was up against 18/19 year old apprentices I think I won hands down

For those who still want to donate the link is Movember United Kingdom - Home

Thanks in advance
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MarillionFan replied

27 November 2013, 17:06
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Do us a favour Phil, knob off you odious little cock, I know you think the world revolves around you but for once, if you don't have anything interesting to say, don't say anything at all

Humour failure.
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SimonMac replied

27 November 2013, 15:51
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I know you're growing a moustache for charity but why have you decided to look like a camp John Inman & wear a 'No Dad' jumper?

No offence like

Do us a favour Phil, knob off you odious little cock, I know you think the world revolves around you but for once, if you don't have anything interesting to say, don't say anything at all
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MarillionFan replied

27 November 2013, 15:33
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

On the home straight now, for those who would like to donate they can do so @ Movember United Kingdom - Home

I know you're growing a moustache for charity but why have you decided to look like a camp John Inman & wear a 'No Dad' jumper?

No offence like
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DaveB replied

27 November 2013, 15:12
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

The handlebar failed when I tried to shape it, one month is not long enough to get good lenght

Then you are just not trying hard enough!
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d000hg replied

27 November 2013, 15:11
My moustache hairs keep going in my mouth.
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SimonMac replied

27 November 2013, 15:10
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Now that is is now way shape or form a "Handlebar" moustache.

This is a handlebar.

The handlebar failed when I tried to shape it, one month is not long enough to get good lenght
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