Wight Trash

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NotAllThere replied

24 October 2012, 05:43
I'm sure you can find one in Primark.
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Jessica@WhiteFieldTax replied

23 October 2012, 20:58
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

She has a pulse

Allegedly

Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Will you be wearing a Wight Trash T-shirt

Not unless Jaeger make one. Standards...

I actually got a trip to Ventnor tonight: high spot of week.
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BA to the Stars replied

23 October 2012, 11:33
Originally posted by Jessica@WhiteFieldTax View Post

Never knew that - and I live half way between then two. ** must get out more **

Will you be wearing a Wight Trash T-shirt
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SimonMac replied

23 October 2012, 11:32
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Bet Mitch would.

With Jessica or DP?
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vetran replied

23 October 2012, 11:23
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

She has a pulse, and is therefore out of your league!

Bet Mitch would.
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SimonMac replied

23 October 2012, 11:21
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What time you knocking off tonight?

She has a pulse, and is therefore out of your league!
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DimPrawn replied

23 October 2012, 11:18
Originally posted by Jessica@WhiteFieldTax View Post

Never knew that - and I live half way between then two. ** must get out more **

What time you knocking off tonight?
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Jessica@WhiteFieldTax replied

23 October 2012, 10:15
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Must try better Malc, the Old Comical is in Sandown, not Ryde

Never knew that - and I live half way between then two. ** must get out more **
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vetran replied

23 October 2012, 10:11
Originally posted by doomage View Post

Reading between the lines I think he shagged her.

I'd get down the clinic quick now, smelt worse than Smithfield.
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BA to the Stars replied

23 October 2012, 10:08
Must try better Malc, the Old Comical is in Sandown, not Ryde
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doomage replied

23 October 2012, 10:03
Originally posted by vetran View Post

you met my ex then?

Reading between the lines I think he shagged her.
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vetran replied

23 October 2012, 10:01
Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post

I landed in the lap of some nicotine stained old trollop who was unconscious on the pavement from having over indulged on pink lambrini.

The motif on her tee shirt?

Wight Trash.

I couldn't help but chuckle.

you met my ex then?
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Malcolm Buggeridge started a topic Wight Trash

23 October 2012, 10:00
Wight Trash

My latest shenanigans saw my drinking adventures come crashing to the ground, literally, at the Old Comical Inn, Ryde on the IOW.

I entered into a lively saloon bar where I brushed past a crowd of innebriated islanders before the landlord held me in his steely gaze prompting me to place my order.

However, it transpired that I was mistaken as our host had a lazy eye and he took umbrage at my interruption.

Digging myself deeper into the hole, I proceeded to utter the very last thing one should say to an individual afflicted with such a deformity.

"Sorry, I thought you were looking at me"

This was the cue for the landlord and his assorted minions to propel me headlong through the door onto the pavement where I landed in the lap of some nicotine stained old trollop who was unconscious on the pavement from having over indulged on pink lambrini.

The motif on her tee shirt?

Wight Trash.

I couldn't help but chuckle.
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