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Previously on "Caption Competition with a Difference"

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  • vetran
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    2 pints of gold top
    please

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  • SimonMac
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    10 print "hello world"
    20 goto 10

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Best Before 30 September

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Wingdings?

    1x Number 4 (Chicken Chow Mein)
    1x Number 67 (Hot and Sour Soup)
    1x Number 89 (Prawn Crackers)

    Sorted. :-)

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  • mudskipper
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    Syntax error: parentheses mismatch.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Select * from FourWedgies INNER JOIN Two Moons ON OneWedgie Like Pharoah and OneWedgie like subquery (Upper(Nile) from Cuniform)

    group by Proto Elamite







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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Caption Competition with a Difference.



    Select * from FourWedgies INNER JOIN Two Moons ON OneWedgie Like Pharoah and OneWedgie like subquery (Upper(Nile) from Cuniform)

    group by Proto Elamite







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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Caption Competition with a Difference.

    The world's oldest undeciphered writing system, which has so far defied attempts to uncover its 5,000-year-old secrets, could be about to be decoded by Oxford University academics.

    It's clearly a recipe for biscuits

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  • speling bee
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    There is definitely 'Mutuality of Obligation' in there somewhere.

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  • MarillionFan
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    It says

    'SKA News'
    'This time next year'
    'My sofa arrives'

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Caption Competition with a Difference.

    The world's oldest undeciphered writing system, which has so far defied attempts to uncover its 5,000-year-old secrets, could be about to be decoded by Oxford University academics.

    "It's easier to wipe these curtains than it is to lick the chutney spoon, put it back and get away with it"

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  • SimonMac
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    "Methuselah was here"

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Caption Competition with a Difference.

    The world's oldest undeciphered writing system, which has so far defied attempts to uncover its 5,000-year-old secrets, could be about to be decoded by Oxford University academics.

    "MTT Would"

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  • stek
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    This always intriqued me, Somerton Man mystery, bit of unsolved code there too, looks like a Bob wrote it....

    Taman Shud Case - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • xoggoth
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    Milkman. Please leave three pints today.

    Or
    Plus paw eyes pair of tits ladder ? exclamation mark plus
    etc

    PS actually the ? I initially could not decipher is clearly an erect willy.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 22 October 2012, 16:28.

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