Bad news MF It turns out your plan b is based on a fake story.
Clearly as with your new permie status its the story of your life.
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Previously on "Plan B"
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I have some experience in this business.
Before our daughter was born (by natural means I add), we tried AI with the wife. The first time is awkward. After that, you get used to it, as you get used to everything.
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Originally posted by Ketchup View PostAussieLong will the the sperm collector
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Originally posted by Zippy View Post
And he pulls another one out of the sack!
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No "A-lister" in their right mind would partake of such a thing, given that they would be at the wrong end of a lawsuit for supporting the child.
It's a con.
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Originally posted by palatino winotype View PostTake a look around , what a mess were living in,
God he created love but man he created sin
Takin from the earth but never ever puttin in
Now what becomes of man when he has used up everythin?
Tell me! ....
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doomage again.
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Thoughts for Naught
Take a look around , what a mess were living in,
God he created love but man he created sin
Takin from the earth but never ever puttin in
Now what becomes of man when he has used up everythin?
Tell me!
Now is the time to set things right
Now is the time we should unite
We don't need revolution we just need to open our eyes
Revolution is no solution we ought to realise...
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You've been watching the "money" slip through your hands for years......
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Plan B
Well they've done if for celebrities
Fame Daddy celebrity sperm bank launched | The Sun |News
What about contractors? Put away those tissues boys, I've got a plan to make us all rich. Obviously you'll all have to be vetted to ensure that you are really super rich contractors, Dim prawn entrepeneurs, mathematical retirees and Andorran visiting semi professional cricketers (snigger). I give you www.cukdaddy.com
Assuming you all pass the initial tests I'll be looking to send around Mary Poppins or AtW to collect a sample for further screening. It will be 50p a passable sample. Simon Mac we have a cap of no more than 200 samples a week thanks.Tags: None
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