Plan B

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eek replied

18 October 2012, 13:20
Bad news MF It turns out your plan b is based on a fake story.

Clearly as with your new permie status its the story of your life.
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KaiserWilly replied

17 October 2012, 11:09
I have some experience in this business.

Before our daughter was born (by natural means I add), we tried AI with the wife. The first time is awkward. After that, you get used to it, as you get used to everything.
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speling bee replied

16 October 2012, 15:46
Originally posted by Ketchup View Post

AussieLong will the the sperm collector

And Old Hack can convert his fee from sterling into Aus$.
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speling bee replied

16 October 2012, 15:45
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

And he pulls another one out of the sack!

FTFY
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KentPhilip replied

16 October 2012, 15:38
No "A-lister" in their right mind would partake of such a thing, given that they would be at the wrong end of a lawsuit for supporting the child.
It's a con.
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Ketchup replied

16 October 2012, 15:36
AussieLong will the the sperm collector
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OwlHoot replied

16 October 2012, 15:13
Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post

Take a look around , what a mess were living in,
God he created love but man he created sin
Takin from the earth but never ever puttin in
Now what becomes of man when he has used up everythin?

Tell me! ....

We'll move on and start asset stripping another solar system, and another and another ...
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vetran replied

16 October 2012, 15:12
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doomage again.

sorry, enjoy the glow
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palatino winotype replied

16 October 2012, 15:04
Thoughts for Naught

Take a look around , what a mess were living in,
God he created love but man he created sin
Takin from the earth but never ever puttin in
Now what becomes of man when he has used up everythin?

Tell me!

Now is the time to set things right
Now is the time we should unite
We don't need revolution we just need to open our eyes
Revolution is no solution we ought to realise...
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Zippy replied

16 October 2012, 14:57
Originally posted by doomage View Post

Sticky thread?

And he pulls another one out of the bag!
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DimPrawn replied

16 October 2012, 14:56
You've been watching the "money" slip through your hands for years......
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doomage replied

16 October 2012, 14:50
Sticky thread?
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MarillionFan started a topic Plan B

16 October 2012, 14:46
Plan B

Well they've done if for celebrities

Fame Daddy celebrity sperm bank launched | The Sun |News

What about contractors? Put away those tissues boys, I've got a plan to make us all rich. Obviously you'll all have to be vetted to ensure that you are really super rich contractors, Dim prawn entrepeneurs, mathematical retirees and Andorran visiting semi professional cricketers (snigger). I give you www.cukdaddy.com

Assuming you all pass the initial tests I'll be looking to send around Mary Poppins or AtW to collect a sample for further screening. It will be 50p a passable sample. Simon Mac we have a cap of no more than 200 samples a week thanks.
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