Reply to: Fridays

[speling bee]

Is is EternalOptimist?

And who is this with his petticoats gay?
Powder puff and curly wig and lingerie
Well it's old Mollybags, neither woman nor a man*
But she'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man

[mudskipper]

It's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name.

Penalised jovial alky.

Purple banana sick.

**** off, you stink of piss.

Just ya wait till the teeth men get here.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex on the carpet.

Now you've done it, I'm as mad as a goose on stilts.

You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung encrusted camel ****er.

Slap up wobble bottom.

Porridge enemas for all concerned.

De fluff ya navel madam.

Who is this with his grimy sack?
You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man

Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
And all that he charges is a penny a lick
And he gets it out whenever he can
He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop man

You two are crap at acrostics.

[MarillionFan]

Who is this with his grimy sack?
You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man

Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
And all that he charges is a penny a lick
And he gets it out whenever he can
He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop man

Is is EternalOptimist?

[speling bee]

WZS

Please change the fu<king record or find some original insults.

Who is this with his grimy sack?
You can have it up the front or he'll shove it round the back
With his sooty old nuts it's the dirty coalman
But he'll never hold a candle to the lollipop man

Oh the lollipop man has a great big stick
And all that he charges is a penny a lick
And he gets it out whenever he can
He's a dirty old devil is the lollipop man

[darmstadt]

WZS

Please change the fu<king record or find some original insults.

It's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name.

Penalised jovial alky.

Purple banana sick.

**** off, you stink of piss.

Just ya wait till the teeth men get here.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex on the carpet.

Now you've done it, I'm as mad as a goose on stilts.

You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung encrusted camel ****er.

Slap up wobble bottom.

Porridge enemas for all concerned.

De fluff ya navel madam.

[mudskipper]

Fight Fight

*leave it Dave 'es not worth it*

I could take him. He's drunker than me.

[MarillionFan]

FOAD you tedious bunch of feckwits.

She's talking to you Hack!

[d000hg]

I think Thursday is the best day. Mon-Wed is just dull and Friday tends to be too bitchy.

[xoggoth]

Here we go again. Heh! You're right, d000000000000gh!!

[norrahe]

Drink! Drink!

Fight Fight

*leave it Dave 'es not worth it*

[Coalman]

FOAD you tedious bunch of feckwits.

WZS

Please change the fu<king record or find some original insults.

[Old Hack]

Right. Got to go. Off to Andora to play semi professional cricket for the weekend.

Some of us do Walter, some of us make tulip up.

Seeing as you're the one with the terrace in Trowbridge, I can see which you are, for if I did own a terrace in Trowbridge, I'd feel I had to compensate in other areas.

Walter, enjoy the weekend in Trowbridge, an oxymoron if I have ever heard one

[Ignis Fatuus]

Drink! Drink!

[MarillionFan]

Oh my, isn't this a cut and paste from last week Walter? Not being original any more. I guess having the whole board pay for your last holiday from the site, which went on, and on, and on, and on, means you have to tread carefully.

Anyway, haven't you got a property empire and directors position (multiple hundreds of thousands salary) to run Walter?

Right. Got to go. Off to Andora to play semi professional cricket for the weekend.

[Zippy]

FOAD you tedious bunch of feckwits.