Window cleaner.
Garden gets done by eldest in exchange for free board and lodgings.
Edit: clicked wrong options, so poll is null and void.
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Cleaner, and there's a local ironing business who come and take your ironing away to do.
Would have a window cleaner but we keep waiting for one to come and put a card through the door and he never does.
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Gardner and window cleaner. We could do with an Au Pair but I'm worried if she's fit and I'd had a few.... David Beckham or Jude Law springs to mind... in fact she probably doesn't have to be that fit thinking about it
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1 - wife
2 - wife
3 - wife
4 - wife
5 - wife
6 - Me
7 - yup
8 - outsourced to local ladies
9 - nope
10 - wife
11 - no thanks
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I've presently outsourced some work to two other contractors. Of course I'm passing the work of as if I've done it and the client is none the wiser. Sweet.
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Cleaner and gardener. The cleaner does dishes as well
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Four acres is a full time gardening job. Anybody want some apples?
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Being a contractor what personal staff do you employ?
46cook4.35%2cleaner21.74%10ironing lady15.22%7washing lady6.52%3Gardener13.04%6Odd job man4.35%2window cleaner15.22%7whore or other person of easy virtue4.35%2butler4.35%2au pair / nanny6.52%3AndyW's Mum (for sexual favours)4.35%2The poll is expired.
Which things can't you be arsed to do yourself so you employer others to do it for you.
Yes we know Sas has a butler and 4 live in maids and BP has an au pair but who do you employ?
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