Reply to: So who wants to sort Harriet's dirties?

[vetran]

It wouldn't make very entertaining reading though, would it.

He looked at me with his 'loading the dishwasher' eyes, as he slowly and gently lowered the cutlery into the plastic basket. Licking his lips gently, he ripped the selophane from the finish tablet and forced it roughly into the detergent drawer. His eyes slowly closing and his head snapping backwards in ecstacy, he snapped the door shut and expertly dialled up a heavy soil cycle and with a cocky arrogance, jammed his finger into the 'ON' button.....

Thanks TM, today I was loading the dishwasher with bottles for the homebrew and I suddenly had an image of Harriet getting jiggy.... oh my brain

[DodgyAgent]

It wouldn't make very entertaining reading though, would it.

He looked at me with his 'loading the dishwasher' eyes, as he slowly and gently lowered the cutlery into the plastic basket. Licking his lips gently, he ripped the selophane from the finish tablet and forced it roughly into the detergent drawer. His eyes slowly closing and his head snapping backwards in ecstacy, he snapped the door shut and expertly dialled up a heavy soil cycle and with a cocky arrogance, jammed his finger into the 'ON' button.....

[EternalOptimist]

Arrgghhh my eyes!

I clicked on the link. I wish I could un-see that

[psychocandy]

does that mean what I think it does??

would they not smell of fish?

I guess whatever floats your boat. Obviously does for some people to turn of >$280.

[d000hg]

Good, you can have her. I wouldn't touch that with a bargepole.

Someone's got a good opinion of himself!

[fullyautomatix]

does that mean what I think it does??

would they not smell of fish?

Ohh carp, I was planning to bid on it.

[original PM]

See the 3 self-titled MILFs who are selling the pre-fingered used copy of the book on ebay? Bidding up to $270 already.....

Sad.

does that mean what I think it does??

would they not smell of fish?

[psychocandy]

See the 3 self-titled MILFs who are selling the pre-fingered used copy of the book on ebay? Bidding up to $270 already.....

Sad.

[vetran]

The thought of balls gets Mrs BP excited. Alas not my balls.

use your substitution clause. You know it makes sense.

Hey just thought, do submissives by definition end up IR35 caught?

[Mich the Tester]

The thought of balls gets Mrs BP excited. Alas not my balls.

Ed Balls?

[BrilloPad]

What worries me most about the whole story, is that she bought and read the book for research purposes.

Researching what? Is she protesting too much?

The mere thought of Balls and her being nasty with each other makes me feel a little sick.

The thought of balls gets Mrs BP excited. Alas not my balls.

[escapeUK]

Fancy giving this evil hag air time.

[Mich the Tester]

I Would !

Good, you can have her. I wouldn't touch that with a bargepole.

[vetran]

I Would !

Harriet or Yvette?

If its Harriet - You are MTT's sockie and I claim my £10.

[Old Hack]

Think how much nicer life would've been for us all if she had just spent her life in the kitchen washing dishes and doing a bit of hoovering instead of sticking her ******* nose in every aspect of our fecking lives, the mendacious, self-serving, entitled, righteous, evil bitch.