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Reply to: So who wants to sort Harriet's dirties?
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostIt wouldn't make very entertaining reading though, would it.
He looked at me with his 'loading the dishwasher' eyes, as he slowly and gently lowered the cutlery into the plastic basket. Licking his lips gently, he ripped the selophane from the finish tablet and forced it roughly into the detergent drawer. His eyes slowly closing and his head snapping backwards in ecstacy, he snapped the door shut and expertly dialled up a heavy soil cycle and with a cocky arrogance, jammed his finger into the 'ON' button.....
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Arrgghhh my eyes!
I clicked on the link. I wish I could un-see that
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Originally posted by original PM View Postdoes that mean what I think it does??
would they not smell of fish?
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Originally posted by original PM View Postdoes that mean what I think it does??
would they not smell of fish?
Ohh carp, I was planning to bid on it.
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostSee the 3 self-titled MILFs who are selling the pre-fingered used copy of the book on ebay? Bidding up to $270 already.....
Sad.
would they not smell of fish?
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See the 3 self-titled MILFs who are selling the pre-fingered used copy of the book on ebay? Bidding up to $270 already.....
Sad.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe thought of balls gets Mrs BP excited. Alas not my balls.
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostWhat worries me most about the whole story, is that she bought and read the book for research purposes.
Researching what? Is she protesting too much?
The mere thought of Balls and her being nasty with each other makes me feel a little sick.
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostI Would !
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostThink how much nicer life would've been for us all if she had just spent her life in the kitchen washing dishes and doing a bit of hoovering instead of sticking her ******* nose in every aspect of our fecking lives, the mendacious, self-serving, entitled, righteous, evil bitch.
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