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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    Barney Rubble has

    I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Now that I come to think of it, I have never kn0bbed a bird called Doris. ever

    has anyone here ever kn0bbed a bird called Doris ????


    or Betty, for that matter




    That's probably because Doris and Betty only exist in the Grandma section of the demographic now. But I guess some people are into that sort of thing...

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Now that I come to think of it, I have never kn0bbed a bird called Doris. ever

    has anyone here ever kn0bbed a bird called Doris ????


    or Betty, for that matter




    Barney Rubble has

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  • tractor
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    ...

    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Maybe if you put meaningless free shag it would deter the hookers?
    NO, because then they get their pimp to charge you for the 'champagne'. The sex is always free

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Now that I come to think of it, I have never kn0bbed a bird called Doris. ever

    has anyone here ever kn0bbed a bird called Doris ????


    or Betty, for that matter




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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've always found attractive women to be just as "accomodating" as the mingers...
    Well why would they care? They can't see your ugly mug when they're rogering you with their strap-on.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Yes, but check the size of her strap-on before agreeing.

    HTH BIDI
    Ah, so that's the reason for your apparent success in the skank department these days

    Whatever floats your boat dude

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Jeez, there are very pretty women out there who don't seem to be too fussy if the basics are covered.
    I've always found attractive women to be just as "accomodating" as the mingers, so no point in aiming low.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    And Anal

    Yes, but check the size of her strap-on before agreeing.

    HTH BIDI

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Which is why god invented blow jobs.

    And Anal

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    That's easy. A woman has her cycle once every 4 weeks. Take a healthy sized sample of women and on average a cycle will appear roughly every 2 weeks. Hey presto! A real passion killer of an event. It all comes down to the statistics.

    HTH

    sasguru
    Which is why god invented blow jobs.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Average age of relationship about two weeks. So why only two weeks before getting bored
    That's easy. A woman has her cycle once every 4 weeks. Take a healthy sized sample of women and on average a cycle will appear roughly every 2 weeks. Hey presto! A real passion killer of an event. It all comes down to the statistics.

    HTH

    sasguru

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I tried this once and met a cracker. she was blonde, fit and gagging for it.
    She was laughing , saying according to your profile you have all your own hair and teeth.
    So I opened my tesco bag and showed her them...
    She went to powder her nose, and never came back.


    bloomin women eh ?



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  • Basil Fawlty
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    Thought I'd do a bit primary research after reading the OP...

    Anyhow I can't believe some of the tulip people write - one lass put this in her profile :

    "and love reality television towie haha and love nothing more than a sat night in with a chicken kebab beer and x factor"

    Sounds like my kind of woman

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