Reply to: Dating sites

[SimonMac]

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

[NotAllThere]

Barney Rubble has

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

[ChimpMaster]

Now that I come to think of it, I have never kn0bbed a bird called Doris. ever

has anyone here ever kn0bbed a bird called Doris ????


or Betty, for that matter

That's probably because Doris and Betty only exist in the Grandma section of the demographic now. But I guess some people are into that sort of thing...

[BA to the Stars]

Now that I come to think of it, I have never kn0bbed a bird called Doris. ever

has anyone here ever kn0bbed a bird called Doris ????


or Betty, for that matter

Barney Rubble has

[tractor]

...

Maybe if you put meaningless free shag it would deter the hookers?

NO, because then they get their pimp to charge you for the 'champagne'. The sex is always free

[EternalOptimist]

Now that I come to think of it, I have never kn0bbed a bird called Doris. ever

has anyone here ever kn0bbed a bird called Doris ????


or Betty, for that matter

[sasguru]

I've always found attractive women to be just as "accomodating" as the mingers...

Well why would they care? They can't see your ugly mug when they're rogering you with their strap-on.

[TestMangler]

Yes, but check the size of her strap-on before agreeing.

HTH BIDI

Ah, so that's the reason for your apparent success in the skank department these days

Whatever floats your boat dude

[DimPrawn]

Jeez, there are very pretty women out there who don't seem to be too fussy if the basics are covered.

I've always found attractive women to be just as "accomodating" as the mingers, so no point in aiming low.

[DimPrawn]

And Anal

Yes, but check the size of her strap-on before agreeing.

HTH BIDI

[TestMangler]

Which is why god invented blow jobs.

And Anal

[BrilloPad]

That's easy. A woman has her cycle once every 4 weeks. Take a healthy sized sample of women and on average a cycle will appear roughly every 2 weeks. Hey presto! A real passion killer of an event. It all comes down to the statistics.

HTH

sasguru

Which is why god invented blow jobs.

[shaunbhoy]

Average age of relationship about two weeks. So why only two weeks before getting bored

That's easy. A woman has her cycle once every 4 weeks. Take a healthy sized sample of women and on average a cycle will appear roughly every 2 weeks. Hey presto! A real passion killer of an event. It all comes down to the statistics.

HTH

sasguru

[EternalOptimist]

I tried this once and met a cracker. she was blonde, fit and gagging for it.
She was laughing , saying according to your profile you have all your own hair and teeth.
So I opened my tesco bag and showed her them...
She went to powder her nose, and never came back.


bloomin women eh ?

[Basil Fawlty]

Thought I'd do a bit primary research after reading the OP...

Anyhow I can't believe some of the tulip people write - one lass put this in her profile :

"and love reality television towie haha and love nothing more than a sat night in with a chicken kebab beer and x factor"

Sounds like my kind of woman