Appointing new director

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EternalOptimist replied

3 October 2012, 21:02
Parrots make untrustworthy business partners. I once had an earthworm as a fellow director, which was good. He took care of all the bullsh!t and he didnt hog the cuttlefish
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doodab replied

3 October 2012, 21:00
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I wasn't going to shag it. Well, ok, just between us... He is devilishly attractive.

But you do put your hand up his bottom, do you not?
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d000hg replied

3 October 2012, 20:58
When you say "puppet parrot" do you mean a toy parrot, or a parrot who will act as your puppet?
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xoggoth replied

3 October 2012, 16:46
I wasn't going to shag it. Well, ok, just between us... He is devilishly attractive.
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SimonMac replied

3 October 2012, 16:32
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Maybe this should be in legal/accounting but my fellow director is pissing me off, all vague woffly ideas for future direction, nowt concrete, never acts on any detailed suggestions.

I was wondering if there is any law that says I can't have my puppet parrot as director. He is a genius as well as my soulmate and would be great improvement.

Legally informed opinions only please. Ta.

If the puppet over 16 years of age?
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xoggoth started a topic Appointing new director

3 October 2012, 16:23
Appointing new director

Maybe this should be in legal/accounting but my fellow director is pissing me off, all vague woffly ideas for future direction, nowt concrete, never acts on any detailed suggestions.

I was wondering if there is any law that says I can't have my puppet parrot as director. He is a genius as well as my soulmate and would be great improvement.

Legally informed opinions only please. Ta.
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