Faux Pas of the Day...

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hyperD replied

20 September 2012, 22:30
Perhaps her crop needing spraying?

(too far?)
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speling bee replied

20 September 2012, 15:37
Originally posted by wurzel View Post

Let's just say I'm not particularly tempted to drive my tractor through her haystack...

Maybe she was the one dipping her hands into your veg box.
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wurzel replied

20 September 2012, 15:28
Originally posted by doomage View Post

Did her divorce settlement enable her to purchase a brand new combine harvester?

Let's just say I'm not particularly tempted to drive my tractor through her haystack...
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doomage replied

20 September 2012, 15:23
Did her divorce settlement enable her to purchase a brand new combine harvester?
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wurzel replied

20 September 2012, 15:14
To be honest, she's a bit long in the tooth; even for yours truly..
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fullyautomatix replied

20 September 2012, 15:06
Does she have nice norks ?
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kaiser78 replied

20 September 2012, 15:02
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

If she went to the trouble to change her name back then it's fine you notice.

She probably thought op was coming onto her...
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speling bee replied

20 September 2012, 14:26
Originally posted by wurzel View Post

...Or maybe the thread title should be I'm cr@p at small talk.

Had a meeting earlier with a lady PM who I haven't been in contact with for about 6 months or so.

I remarked on the fact that I'd noticed her surname had changed - "Just married? Congratulations...."

"Actually, I've just recently got divorced..."

Should have arranged to get your CD collection back.
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d000hg replied

20 September 2012, 14:25
If she went to the trouble to change her name back then it's fine you notice.
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northernladuk replied

20 September 2012, 14:25
Great stuff, will be gagging to get out there and enjoy herself then. Should have asked her out on a date!
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TestMangler replied

20 September 2012, 14:24
Originally posted by wurzel View Post

...Or maybe the thread title should be I'm cr@p at small talk.

Had a meeting earlier with a lady PM who I haven't been in contact with for about 6 months or so.

I remarked on the fact that I'd noticed her surname had changed - "Just married? Congratulations...."

"Actually, I've just recently got divorced..."

To which you replied, "So, fancy a f**k ?"
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wurzel started a topic Faux Pas of the Day...

20 September 2012, 14:22
Faux Pas of the Day...

...Or maybe the thread title should be I'm cr@p at small talk.

Had a meeting earlier with a lady PM who I haven't been in contact with for about 6 months or so.

I remarked on the fact that I'd noticed her surname had changed - "Just married? Congratulations...."

"Actually, I've just recently got divorced..."
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