Kids Say the Funniest Things

[BoredBloke]

A few years ago I worked for this american bloke who used to have really bad breath. Part of the job entailed regular trips to the client site in California. On one of these trips we made a holiday out of it. I warned both of our kids about his breath problem. I don't know what he'd done, brushed his teeth or gone to the dentists, but on the week we all few over his breath didn't stink the office out. When he met my son, he crouched down to talk and as we turned to leave, my son said 'His breath doesn't stink dad' while the guy was literally stood next to him.

[vetran]

Things that didn't happen : Dissociative Identity Disorder Forum - Psych forums

HTH

yes, this happens to me. i will have memories of saying and doing things that didn't happen

welcome to manhood!

[Taita]

NSFW!

Lullaby( The Divorce Song)- Stephen Lynch - YouTube

Ha Ha Ha......great stuff!

[MyUserName]

My 3 year old daughter told her nursery class that on the weekend I had killed her uncle Charles.
(I fought in a tournament and he was one of my opponents - but she left that bit out).

She also shouted one morning:
Get me up - I have a camper van full of pigs for you.

[EternalOptimist]

When my dear daughter was about 6 she stopped asking for a knife 'n fork
she started asking for a fork 'n knife


with such a sweet innocent smile as well

[OwlHoot]

When I was about 6 I used to say nubela instead of nebula. But luckily at that age I didn't have to talk about nebulae very often.

[Platypus]

In that order?

Usually, yes

Followed by "it didn't happen"

[SimonMac]

Because daddy slept with Auntie Joyce????!!!!!

NSFW!

Lullaby( The Divorce Song)- Stephen Lynch - YouTube

[speling bee]

Ah this is what my ex suffered from. She'd do all sorts of tulip then deny it, e.g. drinking that bottle of wine, taking that codeine, going out with that guy for a drink

In that order?

[Platypus]

Things that didn't happen : Dissociative Identity Disorder Forum - Psych forums

Ah this is what my ex suffered from. She'd do all sorts of tulip then deny it, e.g. drinking that bottle of wine, taking that codeine, going out with that guy for a drink

[MayContainNuts]

I had to give him a reason why I only see him Sunday mornings.

Because daddy slept with Auntie Joyce????!!!!!

[Pondlife]

Things that didn't happen : Dissociative Identity Disorder Forum - Psych forums

HTH

[speling bee]

Missus was telling me about something our littlun said at school the other day.

The teacher went round the class asking each child what his/her parents did. The normal answers were forthcoming - teacher, policeman, doctor etc but when my nipper was asked he just said "My daddy lives at work"

Yup, sounds like the average contractor lol.

I had to give him a reason why I only see him Sunday mornings.

[Ketchup]

My LTD is registered to my house

[palatino winotype]

Missus was telling me about something our littlun said at school the other day.

The teacher went round the class asking each child what his/her parents did. The normal answers were forthcoming - teacher, policeman, doctor etc but when my nipper was asked he just said "My daddy lives at work"

Yup, sounds like the average contractor lol.