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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    A very PC joke
    I believe it is allowerd for mentally retarded people to tell disabled jokes so he might have gotten away with it this time.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    If you are going to do it do it right.
    no no no

    If you are going to do it do it right.

    A dyslexic walks in a bra

    and asks for two large ones



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  • MarillionFan
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    Pretty tame.

    How do teach a paraplegic to swim?

    Weld his wheelchair to a submarine.

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  • SimonMac
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    If you are going to do it do it right.

    A dyslexic walks in to a bra

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  • Doggy Styles
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    That didn't sound like Malc at all.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    PW, Malc Buggery, Pachers & Gricer, who are all really the same sad little man walked in to a bar.

    I say bar, it's more a bit of metal piping I keep in the boot of the car really.

    And we can argue whether the force of the collision was more down to the speed they were walking at, or the speed the bar was moving all day. What's done is done.

    Anyway result.
    Keep it on the engine and they'll be piping hot.

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  • Pondlife
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    PW, Malc Buggery, Pachers & Gricer, who are all really the same sad little man walked in to a bar.

    I say bar, it's more a bit of metal piping I keep in the boot of the car really.

    And we can argue whether the force of the collision was more down to the speed they were walking at, or the speed the bar was moving all day. What's done is done.

    Anyway result.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post


    A bloke walks into a bar....

    "P -P -P -Pint of b-b-b-b-b-b-beer p-p-p-please b-b-b-b-barman"

    "C-C-C-C-Cert-t-t-tainly s-s-s-ir" says the barman.

    Just then another bloke appears at the bar and says:

    "Large whiskey please barman"

    "Certainly Sir - be with you in just a moment" says the barman.

    The beer drinker, on hearing this, growls at the barman:

    "Are y-y-y-y-y-ou t-t-t-t-t-t-t-aking the-the p-p-p-p-p-is out of m-m-m-m-m-me?"

    "D-D-D-D-on't b-b-b-b-b-be s-s-so s-s-s-s-silly"

    says the barman

    "I w-w-w-w-as t-t-t-t-taking t-t-the p-p-p-p-pis out of him!"

    It's a pretty disabled joke, but maybe not in the sense intended.

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  • speling bee
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    disability joke

    palatino winotype

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    12.

    Bye Pacharan.
    This

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  • DodgyAgent
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    A very PC joke

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  • fullyautomatix
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    12.

    Bye Pacharan.

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  • palatino winotype
    started a topic Disability Joke

    Disability Joke



    A bloke walks into a bar....

    "P -P -P -Pint of b-b-b-b-b-b-beer p-p-p-please b-b-b-b-barman"

    "C-C-C-C-Cert-t-t-tainly s-s-s-ir" says the barman.

    Just then another bloke appears at the bar and says:

    "Large whiskey please barman"

    "Certainly Sir - be with you in just a moment" says the barman.

    The beer drinker, on hearing this, growls at the barman:

    "Are y-y-y-y-y-ou t-t-t-t-t-t-t-aking the-the p-p-p-p-p-is out of m-m-m-m-m-me?"

    "D-D-D-D-on't b-b-b-b-b-be s-s-so s-s-s-s-silly"

    says the barman

    "I w-w-w-w-as t-t-t-t-taking t-t-the p-p-p-p-pis out of him!"

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