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I believe it is allowerd for mentally retarded people to tell disabled jokes so he might have gotten away with it this time.
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no no noOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostIf you are going to do it do it right.
If you are going to do it do it right.
A dyslexic walks in a bra
and asks for two large ones
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Pretty tame.
How do teach a paraplegic to swim?
Weld his wheelchair to a submarine.
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If you are going to do it do it right.
A dyslexic walks in to a bra
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Keep it on the engine and they'll be piping hot.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPW, Malc Buggery, Pachers & Gricer, who are all really the same sad little man walked in to a bar.
I say bar, it's more a bit of metal piping I keep in the boot of the car really.
And we can argue whether the force of the collision was more down to the speed they were walking at, or the speed the bar was moving all day. What's done is done.
Anyway result.
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PW, Malc Buggery, Pachers & Gricer, who are all really the same sad little man walked in to a bar.
I say bar, it's more a bit of metal piping I keep in the boot of the car really.
And we can argue whether the force of the collision was more down to the speed they were walking at, or the speed the bar was moving all day. What's done is done.
Anyway result.
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It's a pretty disabled joke, but maybe not in the sense intended.Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post
A bloke walks into a bar....
"P -P -P -Pint of b-b-b-b-b-b-beer p-p-p-please b-b-b-b-barman"
"C-C-C-C-Cert-t-t-tainly s-s-s-ir" says the barman.
Just then another bloke appears at the bar and says:
"Large whiskey please barman"
"Certainly Sir - be with you in just a moment" says the barman.
The beer drinker, on hearing this, growls at the barman:
"Are y-y-y-y-y-ou t-t-t-t-t-t-t-aking the-the p-p-p-p-p-is out of m-m-m-m-m-me?"
"D-D-D-D-on't b-b-b-b-b-be s-s-so s-s-s-s-silly"
says the barman
"I w-w-w-w-as t-t-t-t-taking t-t-the p-p-p-p-pis out of him!"
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Disability Joke
A bloke walks into a bar....
"P -P -P -Pint of b-b-b-b-b-b-beer p-p-p-please b-b-b-b-barman"
"C-C-C-C-Cert-t-t-tainly s-s-s-ir" says the barman.
Just then another bloke appears at the bar and says:
"Large whiskey please barman"
"Certainly Sir - be with you in just a moment" says the barman.
The beer drinker, on hearing this, growls at the barman:
"Are y-y-y-y-y-ou t-t-t-t-t-t-t-aking the-the p-p-p-p-p-is out of m-m-m-m-m-me?"
"D-D-D-D-on't b-b-b-b-b-be s-s-so s-s-s-s-silly"
says the barman
"I w-w-w-w-as t-t-t-t-taking t-t-the p-p-p-p-pis out of him!"
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