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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Official handwashing instructions advise wet, soap, rub, rinse, dry.

    What is it with trains that have no water? How hard is it to keep a tank topped up?

    Why do they have on black hand and one white hand

    Joys of kids means I always have easy access to antibacterial hand wipes, even when I don't have the kids with me

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It's all this namby-pamby nonsense with bottles of hand-sanitiser everywhere, and people carrying little bottles around with them to use after touching things/people, which I find crazy.
    It's for situations when you can't wash your hands especially if you want to eat something with your hands.

    Mind you it's fun watching some OCD people.

    I was in the supermarket and a little girl of about 5 touched a packet of sealed chicken. Her mum started freaking, told the little girl to never touch sealed and wrapped meat because it was "dirty" then got out her bottle of hand gel.

    I nearly burst out laughing.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    When in the pub situation , or where liquid soap applies...

    Rub the soap good n proper all over your hands before you run the water over them.

    Don't wet your hands first and then grab some soap , or you are losing 90% of the benefit of the soap.
    If you think that's effective, try waiting until after you've had your poo.

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  • d000hg
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    It's all this namby-pamby nonsense with bottles of hand-sanitiser everywhere, and people carrying little bottles around with them to use after touching things/people, which I find crazy.

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  • darmstadt
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    Haven't been to work for months

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Since the only place it's been is in your hand, isn't this a circular argument?
    Depends where his hands have been I suppose.

    Who'd have thought it........sanitary advice from an Australian? That is like getting advice on women from AtW.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by IR35FanClub View Post
    nope but i know where "its" been.
    Since the only place it's been is in your hand, isn't this a circular argument?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by IR35FanClub View Post
    nope but i know where "its" been. As i notice lots of other guys dont wash their hands and i dont know where theres has been, i wish they'd design toilet doors to push on the way out. At least ive found a use for my little finger.
    A real man takes no notice of piss & tulip on the door on the way out. Bloody metrosexuals.

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  • IR35FanClub
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Why are you washing your hands when you go to the bathroom? Do you piss on your hands when you go?????
    nope but i know where "its" been. As i notice lots of other guys dont wash their hands and i dont know where theres has been, i wish they'd design toilet doors to push on the way out. At least ive found a use for my little finger.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    The barrel's being scraped with this thread, innit.

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  • Cliphead
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    Those UV hand drier devices in some public loos are good, two goes at killing germs. One place has them installed overhead which seems to kill all the smells even from trap 2.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It always amazes me the way Ozzies, and other people with tiny pea-brains get the wrong end of the stick.
    Try a little logic next time my Antipodean friend.

    What is the purpose of washing your hands ?
    To kill germs ? exactly !!

    but what if there are no germs on your hands to kill ?
    you have wasted time, water, soap and effort all for no purpose.


    Thats why I carry an electron microscope strapped to my back when I venture into the pub. A quick cat scan and I know immediately, by reading the positronic output on the monitor, whether it is worth using all those natural resources, or whether I can leave the bog safely.

    mind you, it is heavy. which is why I dont go to the pub much any more



    hic


    Modern parents take a packet of wet wipes. My inlaws still take an electron microscope but they have a devil of a time trying to find a free plug socket.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    It always amazes me the way Ozzies, and other people with tiny pea-brains get the wrong end of the stick.
    Try a little logic next time my Antipodean friend.

    What is the purpose of washing your hands ?
    To kill germs ? exactly !!

    but what if there are no germs on your hands to kill ?

    you have wasted time, water, soap and effort all for no purpose.


    Thats why I carry an electron microscope strapped to my back when I venture into the pub. A quick cat scan and I know immediately, by reading the positronic output on the monitor, whether it is worth using all those natural resources, or whether I can leave the bog safely.

    mind you, it is heavy. which is why I dont go to the pub much any more



    hic


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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    When in the pub situation , or where liquid soap applies...

    Rub the soap good n proper all over your hands before you run the water over them.

    Don't wet your hands first and then grab some soap , or you are losing 90% of the benefit of the soap.
    Why are you washing your hands when you go to the bathroom? Do you piss on your hands when you go?????

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  • mudskipper
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    Official handwashing instructions advise wet, soap, rub, rinse, dry.

    What is it with trains that have no water? How hard is it to keep a tank topped up?

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