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SimonMac replied

5 September 2012, 14:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Can I have a coffee?

Can you? Probably yes?

May you?No, FOAD!
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SupremeSpod replied

5 September 2012, 14:24
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

FTFY

No biscuits for you fat-boy!
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BrilloPad replied

5 September 2012, 14:21
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Gentile did send a PM to my wife who replied slagging me off

FTFY
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MarillionFan replied

5 September 2012, 14:18
Can I have a coffee?
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SupremeSpod replied

5 September 2012, 13:37
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

That was just an attempt to get some common ground

Prolly.
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d000hg replied

5 September 2012, 13:35
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

most of it was spent slagging me off

That was just an attempt to get some common ground
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FiveTimes replied

5 September 2012, 13:35
Illl have a brew please and a wagon wheel
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EternalOptimist replied

5 September 2012, 13:27
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Johnny Walker? You want the cleaner to in to your tea

how would you like your tea sir ? cream , whisky or jizz ?

is it single, double or whipped ?
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SupremeSpod replied

5 September 2012, 13:25
Just going to try an experiment...

Gentile did send a PM to my wife, most of it was spent slagging me off but there was an apology at the end of the PM so that's alright.

Just want to see if this thread gets closed too.
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SupremeSpod replied

5 September 2012, 13:22
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Johnny Walker? You want the cleaner to in to your tea

He said Walker!
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SimonMac replied

5 September 2012, 13:20
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

six sugars please, and a splash of johnny walker

Johnny Walker? You want the cleaner to in to your tea
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EternalOptimist replied

5 September 2012, 13:17
six sugars please, and a splash of johnny walker
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SimonMac replied

5 September 2012, 11:34
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Ah, the bird's gone for the biccies then. Good plan.

I told her I wanted a hob nob, I don't think she quite understood what I meant
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SupremeSpod replied

5 September 2012, 11:33
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I am an equal opportunistic sexist pig

Ah, the bird's gone for the biccies then. Good plan.
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SimonMac replied

5 September 2012, 11:32
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

You're depriving a good woman of a job!

I am an equal opportunistic sexist pig
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