In a spirit of peace and humanity and to rid ourselves of the negativity of late I am channeling the spirit of John Lennon so who's for a cuppa while I have the kettle on?
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Make Tea Not War.....
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Make Tea Not War.....
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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You're depriving a good woman of a job!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIn a spirit of peace and humanity and to rid ourselves of the negativity of late I am channeling the spirit of John Lennon so who's for a cuppa while I have the kettle on?
I'll just have a cup of hot water please.
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I am an equal opportunistic sexist pigOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou're depriving a good woman of a job!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Ah, the bird's gone for the biccies then. Good plan.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI am an equal opportunistic sexist pig
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I told her I wanted a hob nob, I don't think she quite understood what I meantOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View PostAh, the bird's gone for the biccies then. Good plan.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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six sugars please, and a splash of johnny walker(\__/)
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Johnny Walker? You want the cleaner toOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postsix sugars please, and a splash of johnny walker
in to your tea
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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He said Walker!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostJohnny Walker? You want the cleaner to
in to your tea 

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Just going to try an experiment...
Gentile did send a PM to my wife, most of it was spent slagging me off but there was an apology at the end of the PM so that's alright.
Just want to see if this thread gets closed too.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostJohnny Walker? You want the cleaner to
in to your tea 

how would you like your tea sir ? cream , whisky or jizz ?
is it single, double or whipped ?
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