Reply to: If you were going to kill yourself...

[nomadd]

Better a Jock than a Sassenach.

Sassenach?

Oh, yeah, Bigfoot.

Saw a program on that. Don't believe a word of it.

[mudskipper]

Or Jock.

Better a Jock than a Sassenach.

[nomadd]

But at least you didn't say Scotch.

Or Jock.

[mudskipper]

Fixed.

Remember, you are a Scott, so must uphold your nations traditions.

Scot

But at least you didn't say Scotch.

[Gentile]

Fixed.

Remember, you are a Scott, so must uphold your nations traditions.

Bleuugh! I can't stand the stuff, I'm afraid. *





* PS: How come the Smileys keep changing order, CUK? It's worse than keeping track of bookmarks in Android!

[nomadd]

My preferred method: heart attack induced by over-consumption of deep-fried Mars bars washed down with whiskey.

Fixed.

Remember, you are a Scott, so must uphold your nations traditions.

[Gentile]

My preferred method: heart attack induced by over-consumption of chocolate fudge cake, during a post-dinner game of charades one Christmas circa 2063. Ideally, they'll get that I was doing "I left my heart in San Francisco" just as I pop my clogs.

[nomadd]

I'd never kill myself. Though give me an M16, 1,000 rounds and a few dozen hand grenades, i could have some fun on my way out of this world.

Every time I think of this, Bobs spring to mind.

[escapeUK]

I'd never kill myself. Though give me an M16, 1,000 rounds and a few dozen hand grenades, i could have some fun on my way out of this world.

Its nice when someone says what you think.

[nomadd]

I always thought that if I was going to kill myself, then why not just go and do what I really want in life, or go and see the world or go and do good deeds, and not just chase money to pay bills.

And then kill myself when I'm bored.

Funny you should mention that, as in recent years I've done what I really wanted in life, seen the world, done good deeds and not chased money.

What was that next step again?

[IR35FanClub]

I'd go for, naked in the wardrobe, tallywacker in hand, a pair of women's used knickers on my face, tights wrapped tightly around my neck and an orange in my mouth.

Xeno.

I'd never kill myself. Though give me an M16, 1,000 rounds and a few dozen hand grenades, i could have some fun on my way out of this world.

[MarillionFan]

I'd go for, naked in the wardrobe, tallywacker in hand, a pair of women's used knickers on my face, tights wrapped tightly around my neck and an orange in my mouth.

Xeno.

[ChimpMaster]

I always thought that if I was going to kill myself, then why not just go and do what I really want in life, or go and see the world or go and do good deeds, and not just chase money to pay bills.

And then kill myself when I'm bored.

[bless 'em all]

This may not be something you could manage yourself but ....

Native American execution tactic.

1) Split navel to sternum.

2) Insert a live Gila monster, sew the wound closed

3) Sew into the chest cavity of a rotting bull carcass to bake in the sun.

Sounds a tad painful.

[d000hg]

Yep, whatever way I chose, it would be one that would have that outcome. Drowning is supposed to be one of the most painless ways, along with any kind of gradual hypoxia. Or hypothermia.

Read somewhere once that fire is the The Most Painful Way To Die, Ever.

Drowning might be painless but triggers absolute panic - try to hold you head underwater until you lose consciousness (with someone to pull you out) and you won't be able to.

Hypothermia maybe, you're supposed to just feel warm and then doze off. Similarly diving drunkness (I forget the proper name)?


I always thought simply jumping off the Grand Canyon (or out of a plane) could be pretty amazing - an absolute rush and a chance to view the world in it's beauty as you go, with no pain. Unless you screw up and don't die when you land.