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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
    You mean travelled back to the early 90s when the word "bonk" was still in common usage?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

    Just asking like.
    Does sound like another new plot for new Xoggy book - I'd buy it for the Kindle!

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

    Just asking like.
    It would be called "being Xenophon"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself? Gay
    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her? Bestiality
    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it? How does a non-corporeal ghost bonk a body?

    Just asking like.
    HTH

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

    Just asking like.
    a) A double disapointment

    b) A Darwin award

    c) A paranormal ejaculation.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?

    Just asking like.
    Doubly disappointing


    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?

    Just asking like.
    I'm in Suffolk, I don't understand the hypotesis


    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

    Just asking like.
    It would put the willies up me!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

    Just asking like.
    Are you writing xogtales vol 2?

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  • xoggoth
    started a topic New perversions

    New perversions

    What would it be called if

    a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
    b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
    c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

    Just asking like.

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