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You mean travelled back to the early 90s when the word "bonk" was still in common usage?
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Does sound like another new plot for new Xoggy book - I'd buy it for the Kindle!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat would it be called if
a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?
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It would be called "being Xenophon"Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat would it be called if
a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?
Just asking like.
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HTHOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat would it be called if
a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself? Gay
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her? Bestiality
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it? How does a non-corporeal ghost bonk a body?
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a) A double disapointmentOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat would it be called if
a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?
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b) A Darwin award
c) A paranormal ejaculation.
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Doubly disappointingOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat would it be called if
a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
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I'm in Suffolk, I don't understand the hypotesisOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat would it be called if
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
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It would put the willies up me!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat would it be called if
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?
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Are you writing xogtales vol 2?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat would it be called if
a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?
Just asking like.
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New perversions
What would it be called if
a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?
Just asking like.Tags: None
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