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d000hg replied

31 July 2012, 15:26
By failed do you mean they had taken drugs which gave them an excuse for acting like morons?
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russell replied

31 July 2012, 10:32
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

No, the fact you messed up the entire point of a medal-table insult by putting the same person multiple times.

You can predictably put me in silver if you like

But all the other finalists failed drugs tests so were kicked out, giving SimonMac all three medals (Rules are slightly different here)
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russell replied

31 July 2012, 10:31
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Is he the Lithuanian shot putter?

I met an Eastern european olympic athelete once carrying a large pole, I asked him are you a Pole Vaulter? He said I am from Poland and how did you know my name vas Valter?
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d000hg replied

31 July 2012, 10:25
Originally posted by russell View Post

Too many words for you d000gh? You prefer "U r a dik"

No, the fact you messed up the entire point of a medal-table insult by putting the same person multiple times.

You can predictably put me in silver if you like
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MarillionFan replied

31 July 2012, 10:19
Originally posted by russell View Post

Too many words for you d000gh? You prefer "U r a dik"

Is he the Lithuanian shot putter?
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russell replied

31 July 2012, 09:56
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Well done for once again failing to even construct a coherent insult.

Too many words for you d000gh? You prefer "U r a dik"
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d000hg replied

31 July 2012, 09:48
Originally posted by russell View Post

Bit of an error there SimonMac published the results to the "Admired poster". Below are the correct results for the Utter Moron Final.

GOLD: SimonMac (new world record)
SILVER: SimonMac
BRONZE: SimonMac

Well done for once again failing to even construct a coherent insult.
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SimonMac replied

31 July 2012, 09:48
Originally posted by russell View Post

That's out of order MF, SimonMac is still a virgin, but not for the want of trying (with both sexes and a few animals)
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russell replied

31 July 2012, 09:44
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

WHS

You know Simon Macs boyfriend won't let him out after 7pm.

That's out of order MF, SimonMac is still a virgin, but not for the want of trying (with both sexes and a few animals)
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MarillionFan replied

31 July 2012, 09:39
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

So are you admitting I am three times the man you are? Its nice to have admirers but you're wasting your time there I'm afraid.

WHS

You know Simon Macs boyfriend won't let him out after 7pm.
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russell replied

31 July 2012, 09:38
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

So are you admitting I am three times the man you are? Its nice to have admirers but you're wasting your time there I'm afraid.

3 times the utter moron yes.
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SimonMac replied

31 July 2012, 09:33
Originally posted by russell View Post

Bit of an error there SimonMac published the results to the "Admired poster". Below are the correct results

GOLD: SimonMac (new world record)
SILVER: SimonMac
BRONZE: SimonMac

So are you admitting I am three times the man you are? Its nice to have admirers but you're wasting your time there I'm afraid.
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sasguru replied

31 July 2012, 09:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Sas would have got gold but he did not turn up - too busy driving round in the zil lane.

Au contraire, it is obvious that I am no match for you in the cretinism stakes.
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russell replied

31 July 2012, 09:31
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Results after the 9am: Utter moron

GOLD: Russell

SILVER: Malcolm Buggeridge

BRONZE: AndyW

Bit of an error there SimonMac published the results to the "Admired poster". Below are the correct results for the Utter Moron Final.

GOLD: SimonMac (new world record)
SILVER: SimonMac
BRONZE: SimonMac

Last edited by russell; 31 July 2012, 09:38.
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SimonMac replied

31 July 2012, 09:21
An appeal has been lodged and we are waiting for the results of a dope test.

Yes it has been confirmed MF is a dope!
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