Official 2012 CUK Olympics Medal Table

[SimonMac]

That's out of order MF, SimonMac is still a virgin, but not for the want of trying (with both sexes and a few animals)

[d000hg]

Bit of an error there SimonMac published the results to the "Admired poster". Below are the correct results for the Utter Moron Final.

GOLD: SimonMac (new world record)
SILVER: SimonMac
BRONZE: SimonMac

Well done for once again failing to even construct a coherent insult.

[russell]

Well done for once again failing to even construct a coherent insult.

Too many words for you d000gh? You prefer "U r a dik"

[MarillionFan]

Too many words for you d000gh? You prefer "U r a dik"

Is he the Lithuanian shot putter?

[d000hg]

Too many words for you d000gh? You prefer "U r a dik"

No, the fact you messed up the entire point of a medal-table insult by putting the same person multiple times.

You can predictably put me in silver if you like

[russell]

Is he the Lithuanian shot putter?

I met an Eastern european olympic athelete once carrying a large pole, I asked him are you a Pole Vaulter? He said I am from Poland and how did you know my name vas Valter?

[russell]

No, the fact you messed up the entire point of a medal-table insult by putting the same person multiple times.

You can predictably put me in silver if you like

But all the other finalists failed drugs tests so were kicked out, giving SimonMac all three medals (Rules are slightly different here)

[d000hg]

By failed do you mean they had taken drugs which gave them an excuse for acting like morons?