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Previously on "Only one sperm donor in Scotland"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Freshened the gene pool up a bit!
    You're lucky the lifeguard didn't throw you out

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    http://www.ivf.net/content/index.php?page=out&id=1999

    Who is it?

    Alf, Shaunboy or Scotspine?
    DA,
    I did quite enough damage with my weapon in the period before it was modified to only fire blanks. All of the ensuing carnage took place in England too, you'll be glad to know. Freshened the gene pool up a bit!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    or dundeegeorge?

    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    http://www.ivf.net/content/index.php?page=out&id=1999

    Who is it?

    Alf, Shaunboy or Scotspine?
    Dundeegeorge
    Sorry, for leaving you off the suspects list

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    http://www.ivf.net/content/index.php?page=out&id=1999

    Who is it?

    Alf, Shaunboy or Scotspine?
    There are plenty of Scottish w@nkers out there. Half the cabinet and Sir Alex are equally likely candidates.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by AtW
    And it is classed as straight shooting or what....
    indirect if you keep yer eyes closed



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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by el duder
    dodgy, why are u looking at IVF websites in your spare time?
    I am trying to find a practical use for my favourite pastime

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  • el duder
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    dodgy, why are u looking at IVF websites in your spare time?

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  • OrangeHopper
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  • AtW
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    And it is classed as straight shooting or what....

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  • OrangeHopper
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    $450 per sample.

    Bloody Hell. I used to drive my college mates to the Brighton sperm bank many moons ago. They got 50p a shot. There's profit in them loins.

    Before you ask, I of course had none spare on account of my girlfriend's needs.

    Should have written.

    Before you ask, I of course had none spare on account of my girlfriends' needs.

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  • DodgyAgent
    started a topic Only one sperm donor in Scotland

    Only one sperm donor in Scotland

    http://www.ivf.net/content/index.php?page=out&id=1999

    Who is it?

    Alf, Shaunboy or Scotspine?

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