Only one sperm donor in Scotland

**OrangeHopper** · 6 June 2006, 18:38

$450 per sample.

Bloody Hell. I used to drive my college mates to the Brighton sperm bank many moons ago. They got 50p a shot. There's profit in them loins.

Before you ask, I of course had none spare on account of my girlfriend's needs.

Should have written.

Before you ask, I of course had none spare on account of my girlfriends' needs.

**AtW** · 6 June 2006, 18:40

And it is classed as straight shooting or what....

**OrangeHopper** · 6 June 2006, 18:41

**el duder** · 6 June 2006, 21:10

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

http://www.ivf.net/content/index.php?page=out&id=1999

dodgy, why are u looking at IVF websites in your spare time?

**DodgyAgent** · 7 June 2006, 07:19

Originally posted by el duder

dodgy, why are u looking at IVF websites in your spare time?

I am trying to find a practical use for my favourite pastime

**EternalOptimist** · 7 June 2006, 07:24

Originally posted by AtW

And it is classed as straight shooting or what....

indirect if you keep yer eyes closed

**Mordac** · 7 June 2006, 07:53

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

http://www.ivf.net/content/index.php?page=out&id=1999

Who is it?

Alf, Shaunboy or Scotspine?

There are plenty of Scottish w@nkers out there. Half the cabinet and Sir Alex are equally likely candidates.

**DodgyAgent** · 7 June 2006, 08:48

or dundeegeorge?

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

http://www.ivf.net/content/index.php?page=out&id=1999

Who is it?

Alf, Shaunboy or Scotspine?

Dundeegeorge
Sorry, for leaving you off the suspects list

**shaunbhoy** · 7 June 2006, 09:13

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

http://www.ivf.net/content/index.php?page=out&id=1999

Who is it?

Alf, Shaunboy or Scotspine?

DA,
I did quite enough damage with my weapon in the period before it was modified to only fire blanks. All of the ensuing carnage took place in England too, you'll be glad to know. Freshened the gene pool up a bit!

Only one sperm donor in Scotland