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Only one sperm donor in Scotland
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Only one sperm donor in Scotland
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$450 per sample.
Bloody Hell. I used to drive my college mates to the Brighton sperm bank many moons ago. They got 50p a shot. There's profit in them loins.
Before you ask, I of course had none spare on account of my girlfriend's needs.
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dodgy, why are u looking at IVF websites in your spare time?Originally posted by DodgyAgentComment
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I am trying to find a practical use for my favourite pastimeOriginally posted by el duderdodgy, why are u looking at IVF websites in your spare time?
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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indirect if you keep yer eyes closedOriginally posted by AtWAnd it is classed as straight shooting or what....
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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There are plenty of Scottish w@nkers out there. Half the cabinet and Sir Alex are equally likely candidates.Originally posted by DodgyAgentHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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or dundeegeorge?
DundeegeorgeOriginally posted by DodgyAgent
Sorry, for leaving you off the suspects listLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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DA,Originally posted by DodgyAgent
I did quite enough damage with my weapon in the period before it was modified to only fire blanks. All of the ensuing carnage took place in England too, you'll be glad to know. Freshened the gene pool up a bit!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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