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[vetran]

Blimey lets hope Matrix chambers take up their case.

[Ruprect]

I lived in Sydney when the olympics were on, they rounded up all the tramps and took them out the city to holding areas.

I think you lose part of yourself when you invite the olympics to town.

Nonsense, they were simply competing in the "tramp olympics" - a lesser known sister event that takes place at the same time. Individual events include:

• 40 yard stumble (road event - from the underside of a bridge to the pub)
• High piss (arena: a lift in a council towerblock. Extra points awarded for spray and smell)
• 26 minute Swearathon (judge: anyone that'll listen)

Winners get a can of Gold label, second place a new hat, third - a bag of chips. 100% coverage live on channel 5.

[minestrone]

I lived in Sydney when the olympics were on, they rounded up all the tramps and took them out the city to holding areas.

I think you lose part of yourself when you invite the olympics to town.

[darmstadt]

Guilty until proven innocent