Concealed Weapons

[EternalOptimist]

Jeez - is that a multiple independently targetable re-entry vehicle missile I see in your shorts ? or are you just glad to see me.



I suppose having an obscenely large saus, is as much of a turn off for women, as those massive space hopper bazongas we see on you tube now and then are for men.
I'll ask Mrs EO what she thinks, as soon as she's finished on 'Brit Olympics Budgies smugglers.co.uk'

[MarillionFan]

Man with world's largest willy in security scare at airport | The Sun |News

Oh, so is this why you've applied for a job then.

You just scream 'Queen!'.

[d000hg]

He was extensively frisked

He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands

Oh yeah. I bet they put him through the special new scanners to get a picture too.

[DaveB]

Probably best if you stop prematurely.

He can't help that, he's got a proximity detonation problem.

[Gentile]

Probably best if you stop prematurely.

Don't believe everything your missus tells you.

[oracleslave]

Or 'Weapon of Mass Seduction'

or 'Assault with a Friendly Weapon'

I could go on......

Probably best if you stop prematurely.

[TestMangler]

Or 'Weapon of Mass Seduction'

or 'Assault with a Friendly Weapon'

I could go on......

[Gentile]

The Sun really aren't trying with that headline. They could have done much better. How about: "Terroristicles!"?

[DaveB]

And it was very embarrasing for me i can tell you

Why were you the security guard?!

No.

[moggy]

you can really tell phone hacking has been outlawed when stories like this make the press...

[SimonMac]

And it was very embarrasing for me i can tell you

Why were you the security guard?!

[Support Monkey]

And it was very embarrasing for me i can tell you

[SimonMac]

Man with world's largest willy in security scare at airport | The Sun |News

A MAN who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.