Get banged up, dodge tax and then get banged up.

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BrilloPad replied

10 July 2012, 11:46
She should have done what the other brasses do - spent it all on drugs.
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Robinho replied

10 July 2012, 10:43
Originally posted by cojak View Post

But not vulgar. And certainly not directed at anyone.

So don't try that one.

Lighten up!
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SimonMac replied

10 July 2012, 10:28
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Am I the only one who read that completely differently?

Too much 50 Shades?
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Halo Jones replied

10 July 2012, 09:17
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Am I the only one who read that completely differently?

No, you are not alone
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gingerjedi replied

10 July 2012, 09:02
High class? Really??

She looks like one of the frumpy mums you see standing at the school gate.
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geoff from contracta IOM replied

10 July 2012, 08:35
Those slippers put me right off, also it doesn't mention how much the uncles house is worth , shoddy reporting from the DM.

Last edited by geoff from contracta IOM; 10 July 2012, 08:38.
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Scrag Meister replied

10 July 2012, 06:50
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Donna Asutaits?

I bet she has seen a few overhead projectiles in her time.

FTFY
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cojak replied

9 July 2012, 20:38
But not vulgar. And certainly not directed at anyone.

So don't try that one.
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Robinho replied

9 July 2012, 19:37
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Am I the only one who read that completely differently?

Pervert
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Spacecadet replied

9 July 2012, 19:35
Originally posted by Gentile View Post

You know, for the longest time I thought that smiley was someone hitting someone else on the head with a cleaver. I only just got its actual intent.

Thats just your sick mind in action!
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cojak replied

9 July 2012, 19:29
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Gentile replied

9 July 2012, 19:28
Originally posted by cojak View Post

You know, for the longest time I thought that smiley was someone hitting someone else on the head with a cleaver. I only just got its actual intent.
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cojak replied

9 July 2012, 19:27
Originally posted by Gentile View Post

S&M?
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Gentile replied

9 July 2012, 19:19
Originally posted by cojak View Post

High-class hooker who went on the game to pay her Master's course fees is jailed for failing to pay £120,000 of tax

Am I the only one who read that completely differently?

S&M?
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cojak replied

9 July 2012, 18:52
High-class hooker who went on the game to pay her Master's course fees is jailed for failing to pay £120,000 of tax

Am I the only one who read that completely differently?
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