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Previously on "New parents have less sex and more rows"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Made up sex is the only kind a few members here ever get.
    Good thing too. Then everyone will assume that all my swinging stories and lesbian threesomes are fantasies. I don't want people thinking I am a weirdo.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Made up sex is the only kind a few members here ever get.

    I got bored at "tell you what..."
    Possibly why the level of insulting has deteriorated somewhat. I blame the parents...

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Some people say make up sex is the best...
    Made up sex is the only kind a few members here ever get.

    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Too clunky.
    I got bored at "tell you what..."

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Tell you what d000hg, as you are clearly trying to impress someone, how about I give you 24 hours and you try and think of something witty, intelligent and urbane as an insult, instead of someone is shagging your wife. Go on, try and impress me, as you really are trying hard to impress someone mate.
    Too clunky.

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  • Old Hack
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    Tell you what d000hg, as you are clearly trying to impress someone, how about I give you 24 hours and you try and think of something witty, intelligent and urbane as an insult, instead of someone is shagging your wife. Go on, try and impress me, as you really are trying hard to impress someone mate.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Sexism? And you accuse me of bad come-backs...
    How is pointing out your monthly cycle sexist?

    Stupid to boot hey?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Sexism? And you accuse me of bad come-backs...
    He meant billing cycle.

    HTH

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  • oscarose
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    Originally posted by doomage View Post
    A lot of arguments on CUK today, not a lot of love. So, yes.
    +1

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  • d000hg
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    Sexism? And you accuse me of bad come-backs...

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I think it's more OH working up to the "getting banned then coming back all contrite for a bit" part of the cycle.
    Unlike your monthly cycle hey d000hg

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Must be those 4 out of ten who, like me, had kids early.
    What then wandered off and shagged someone else?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Lets see whats happening on CUK today?

    Oh. It's Spod having an argument with someone. How unique.
    I think it's more OH working up to the "getting banned then coming back all contrite for a bit" part of the cycle.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Hey Dodgy! You've worked out the apostrophe goes somewhere.
    Trial and e'rror OG

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  • doomage
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    So, just to recap, a corollary of this research is that people who have more arguments also have less sex?
    A lot of arguments on CUK today, not a lot of love. So, yes.

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  • Old Hack
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    Some people say make up sex is the best. I am reliably informed that rodeo sex is the best. I have yet to try it, for lack of bravery.

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