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Just pour more red wine over the rest of it to match. Now you have a nice red sofa that stiks of wine!
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I think milk is supposed to be good for removing blood stains. Or is it the other way round?
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If you pour 4 or 5 bottles of white wine over it, that should sort the problem out. Must be more than £50 a bottle. None of this cheap tulip.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDon't you make the butler use it or use it in your eco shed?
My wife's aunt went out with a deep sea diver in the seventies. Came back from a swim to find his rolex had been pinched. Oh well I will just buy another one he said! Divers are clearly overpaid.
A diver I could never afford a Rolex.
Now I have a Rolex and a personal bodyguard to keep it safe while I'm swimming.
I haven't really but I could if I wanted to, honest
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Originally posted by Diver View PostYou're a contractor
Chuck it out and buy a new one
My wife's aunt went out with a deep sea diver in the seventies. Came back from a swim to find his rolex had been pinched. Oh well I will just buy another one he said! Divers are clearly overpaid.
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