Originally posted by k2p2
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: 5000th Post
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "5000th Post"
Collapse
-
That was the guy who set up the fake ebay account. If you clicked on the link and took the pills, you may need to consider changing your name to Max Gentleman soon.
-
No, he did say something funny once. I can't remember what or when it was, but it was funny. (Unless I was drunk when I read it.)Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThere aren't any, she was just trying to be nice...
He also started a thread about windows shortcuts. I've been happily window/L-ing every lunchtime since.
And there was something else. There must have been.
Leave a comment:
-
There aren't any, she was just trying to be nice...Originally posted by SimonMac View PostShow me proof or it didn't happen!
Leave a comment:
-
Don't be mean. We've had 3 quality posts from SimonMac in the past.
(Admittedly, the odds aren't in his favour.)
Leave a comment:
-
we can live in hopeOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostSee if you can pull off a quality post at the last minute.
Leave a comment:
-
-
Oh I don't think they should make you wait that long to get banned, that's just cruel.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI expect to get banned when I am on post 99999. End of 2015 at current rate.
Mods, can't we show some compassion and bring his ban forward a bit
Oh! and reset SimonMac's post count to 5001 immediately please
Leave a comment:
-
That would be terrible.Originally posted by AtW View PostI hope you won't get banned before you can make it

Leave a comment:
-
Have you thought of a custom title yet? From God's county?
Took me years to think of mine....
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:20
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 00:23
- ‘Stable’ IT contractor demand moved near growth in February 2026 Mar 10 06:49
- What is a tax-efficient salary for 2026/27 as a limited company director? Mar 9 06:23
- Why the McCann Review is the latest failure of the Loan Charge scandal Mar 6 06:53
- What did Spring Statement 2026 say about mortgages? Mar 5 07:29
- Rachel Reeves overlooks contractors in ‘thin’ Spring Statement 2026 Mar 4 07:15
- Spring Statement 2026: chancellor’s full speech Mar 3 21:03
- Unlike today’s ‘boring’ Spring Statement 2026, Make Work Pay is transformative for contractors Mar 3 07:45


Leave a comment: