Help!!!! FBI Arrest Warrant!

[darmstadt]

BBC News - Sex in prisons to be studied by Howard League

I am just saying it might not be too bad in prison

Who's this Howard League bloke and does he lick the chutney spoon?

[SimonMac]

BBC News - Sex in prisons to be studied by Howard League

I am just saying it might not be too bad in prison

[hyperD]

I've set my spam filter to delete anything with the words:

"Attention Beneficiary"

in it.

[cojak]

FTFY

The Reverend Jim Bob, I'll have you know....

As a good Christian and a Honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated ....

[BrilloPad]

Hangings too good.

Being in the states I think it is lethal injection or gas chamber. Except in Hawaii where you get pelted to death with pineapples.

[MarillionFan]

Hangings too good.

[BrilloPad]

Oh well, it looks like I'm off to gitmo!

I am surprised it has taken them this long to catch you.

Please let us know how the water boarding goes.

[realityhack]

The Nigerian finance industry's obviously started outsourcing Customer Relations to Jim Bob.

FTFY

[Pondlife]

Oh well, it looks like I'm off to gitmo!

Noooo! We'll organise a petition for you mate and get that wiki chap involved. Although it's not like Theresa May would ever allow your extradition anyway, is it?

[Mich the Tester]

so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched

The Nigerian finance industry's obviously started outsourcing Customer Relations to Bob.

[Platypus]

mmmmm $10.5m compensation - go for it !

This is my favourite bit

so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched

[SupremeSpod]

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Website: FBI — Homepage

Attention Beneficiary


FBI OFFICIAL NOTICE? GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

This is the final warning you are going to receive from us do you get me? I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you?

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails is it because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment details below, then we would first send a letter to the MAYOR of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been put jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI, CIA and other enforcement agency. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your ID which we have in our database have been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the CERTIFICATE SIGNED, ENDORSED AND STAMPED as you where instructed in the e-mail below. This is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given a mandate. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to these directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated.

You failed to comply with our directives/instruction and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you, as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the WARRANT OF ARREST has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the FBI director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if you ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the FBI.

As a good Christian and a Honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the EFCC and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $99 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.

You need to do every possible thing today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.

I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 6/30/2012 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, Bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.

NAME: GOZIE OBI
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:IN GOD
ANSWER: WE TRUST
AMOUNT: $99
Senders Full Name======
Sender Full Address:====
MTCN:=========

Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.

Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

ROBERT MUELLER

WASHINGTON DC
Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov

Oh well, it looks like I'm off to gitmo!