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Previously on "Boy, did I f*** up in a big way"

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  • kingcook
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    Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
    The worst one i did was a card processing system for a cash-sales team at a large publishing house. The system was written due PCI-DSS, the system took a £1 deffered payment against the card (to prove was genuine before user started keying an enourmous order), i forgot to set the flag to indicate the payment was to be deferred, noone noticed for over a week and i had inadvertantly charged 2500 credit cards a £1
    I wondered why my credit card said something was authorised for £1 a few weeks ago, then magically disappeared within a few days

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  • Old Hack
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    Dont you have cleaners?

    My, rates have dropped.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    We don't want to hear about your fantasies and nasty thoughts on here thanks. There are other forums for that kind of stuff.
    Speak for yourself


    On second thoughts wnwpcs

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    But do you wear her knickers?
    We don't want to hear about your fantasies and nasty thoughts on here thanks. There are other forums for that kind of stuff.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    Now everybody knows who wears the trousers in our marriages....
    But do you wear her knickers?

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by SeekingIT View Post
    Thought it only me......
    Now everybody knows who wears the trousers in our marriages....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SeekingIT View Post
    Thought it only me......
    It is just you. NorthWestPerm2Contr to lieing to see if there were any jessies on the forum.....

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    Hoovering is my job in the house
    That's what the staff are for..

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  • SeekingIT
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    Phew!!!

    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    Hoovering is my job in the house

    Thought it only me......

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  • wurzel
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    Always use BEGIN TRANSACTION AND ROLLBACK (then COMMIT) when running UPDATE/DELETE!!!!!
    I always do. Just forgot this time as I copied and pasted from a very similar script & was in a rush as I was trying to hit a deadline on another project.

    That said, they have to run such scripts time & time again - they need a screen in the UI to do this but they're so busy fire fighting that nobody has the time to do it.

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  • Ketchup
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    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
    What if you've committed the transaction?
    I normally notice my mistake before the commit when millions of record have been updated!

    The worst one i did was a card processing system for a cash-sales team at a large publishing house. The system was written due PCI-DSS, the system took a £1 deffered payment against the card (to prove was genuine before user started keying an enourmous order), i forgot to set the flag to indicate the payment was to be deferred, noone noticed for over a week and i had inadvertantly charged 2500 credit cards a £1

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    phew!!

    she just announced that the hoover should be up and running by tonight.
    Hoovering is my job in the house

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I agree with your wife. This hoovering business sounds like hard work. Not that i ever intend to try it.
    phew!!

    she just announced that the hoover should be up and running by tonight.

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
    If it's any consolation I've just run a script on UAT & forgot to put something in the where clause.

    282,059 records updated They're right in the middle of UAT testing too.

    Flak jacket & helmet time for me.
    Always use BEGIN TRANSACTION AND ROLLBACK (then COMMIT) when running UPDATE/DELETE!!!!!

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  • wurzel
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    Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
    I installed SSMS Tools, automatically does everything within a transaction
    What if you've committed the transaction?

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