Beware! Flying champagne bottle!

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MarillionFan replied

15 June 2012, 17:08
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Maybe they'll keep fizzy wine in a special cabinet with the fireworks.

A world gone mad. Next they'll be limiting you to two packets of aspirin just in case you try and top yourself.
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d000hg replied

15 June 2012, 17:05
Maybe they'll keep fizzy wine in a special cabinet with the fireworks.
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MarillionFan replied

15 June 2012, 16:14
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

And wear condoms 24/7.

Don't you already?
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Doggy Styles replied

15 June 2012, 16:13
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Made I laugh as well. Everyone should be wrapped in cotton wool & have to wear crash helmets when they go outside.

And wear condoms 24/7.
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MarillionFan replied

15 June 2012, 15:59
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Retired Teacher <> Teacher. I thought tulip reporting was the Daily Wails calling, not everyone else as well...

This made me laugh though

No wonder H&S is ruining the country. Saftey precautions to make sure a one in a billion accident never happens again. <sigh>

Made I laugh as well. Everyone should be wrapped in cotton wool & have to wear crash helmets when they go outside.
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northernladuk replied

15 June 2012, 15:57
Retired Teacher <> Teacher. I thought tulip reporting was the Daily Wails calling, not everyone else as well...

This made me laugh though

Now the 65-year-old grandmother who suffered a broken nose and cuts is calling for better safety precautions to be taken to prevent a similar incident occurring.

No wonder H&S is ruining the country. Saftey precautions to make sure a one in a billion accident never happens again. <sigh>
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northernladuk replied

15 June 2012, 15:54
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

No such thing as an accident. Sue everyone.

Where there is blame there is a claime. Ring us for your welcome pack on 0800 DAFT TWAT
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MarillionFan replied

15 June 2012, 15:08
No such thing as an accident. Sue everyone.
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zeitghost started a topic Beware! Flying champagne bottle!

15 June 2012, 15:06
Beware! Flying champagne bottle!

Teacher knocked out by exploding champagne bottle in Tesco - Telegraph

Makes a change from people putting their eyes out with the cork.

She was very lucky.
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