Good news and bad news

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vetran replied

8 June 2012, 23:18
So everything was alright in the end. And I mean EVERYTHING.
- Richard, Wimborne, UK, 8/6/2012 10:10

nice
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gingerjedi replied

8 June 2012, 11:50
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

Doctor to new father "I have good news and bad news, which would you like first?"
New father "The bad news first please"
Doctor "Your new son is a Ginger"
Father "and the good news?"
Doctor "Your new son is stillborn"

to cruel?

Prick

I bet I'm better looking than you.
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bless 'em all replied

8 June 2012, 11:36
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

Doctor to new father "I have good news and bad news, which would you like first?"
New father "The bad news first please"
Doctor "Your new son is a Ginger"
Father "and the good news?"
Doctor "Your new son is stillborn"

to cruel?

Yes, too cruel.

Mind you, as I was in a better viewing position than my wife during the birth of our youngest, I did say "Oooh he looks a bit ginger" as his head was crowning.

I got some funny looks from the midwife.
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Support Monkey replied

8 June 2012, 11:35
Doctor to patient "I have bad news and good news, which would you like first?"
patient "The bad news first please"
Doctor "we have had to amputate both your legs"
patient "and the good news?"
Doctor "the fella in the next bed wants to buy your slippers"
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Old Hack replied

8 June 2012, 11:17
I have some consoling to offer to the female Police officer too....
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scooby replied

8 June 2012, 11:01
I'd be happy to console her if she's still upset!
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Old Hack replied

8 June 2012, 09:53
Doctor to new father "I have good news and bad news, which would you like first?"
New father "The bad news first please"
Doctor "You have 4 weeks to live"
Father "and the good news?"
Doctor "I just bought a new Ferrari"
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ThomasSoerensen replied

8 June 2012, 09:34
Doctor to new father "I have good news and bad news, which would you like first?"
New father "The bad news first please"
Doctor "Your new son is a Ginger"
Father "and the good news?"
Doctor "Your new son is stillborn"

to cruel?
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NotAllThere replied

8 June 2012, 09:27
Seems like a good result all round.
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TimberWolf started a topic Good news and bad news

8 June 2012, 08:48
Good news and bad news

The bad news is that your bike has been nicked and your husband has been killed. The good news is that we have found the bike, your husband is alive and well and the thief is dead.

Police Wrongly Tell Woman Her Husband Died in Motorcycle Collision after a thief who stole bike is killed | Mail Online
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