Reply to: Rant - Bloody neighbours driving too fast on driveway

[BolshieBastard]

Why do you sign your posts "50 year old man with a small penis"

We know what you are

Because he wants the world to know how inferior he really is!?

Or, that he has a really small dick?

[oscarose]

50 year old man with a small penis IMHO.

MF and his small willy complex. Saga tbc.

[psychocandy]

Are you sure it's not HIS neighbour who's a bell-end ?

I may have bell-ending tendencies sometimes!

[psychocandy]

Really, you expect them to hold a very important conversation about nail polish on their mobile, look rearwards to scream at the kids in the back seats and drive sensibly at the same time? Silly you.

Spot on there.

[Diver]

I agree. Got a neighbor who flies down the residential road I live on in his personalised BMW like a ******* race driver. Missus has told him to slow down. The last time he slowed his car stuck it into an aggressive reverse screeching to a halt going 'what's your problem'. She told him, he was going to give her some mouth but thought more of it as I wondered over garden rake in hand.

50 year old man with a small penis IMHO.

Why do you sign your posts "50 year old man with a small penis"

We know what you are

[d000hg]

I wondered over garden rake in hand. 50 year old man with a small penis IMHO.

Maybe you could get a BMW too?

[MarillionFan]

I agree. Got a neighbor who flies down the residential road I live on in his personalised BMW like a ******* race driver. Missus has told him to slow down. The last time he slowed his car stuck it into an aggressive reverse screeching to a halt going 'what's your problem'. She told him, he was going to give her some mouth but thought more of it as I wondered over garden rake in hand.

50 year old man with a small penis IMHO.

[TestMangler]

Sorry my cat is called Trevor not my car. And its my neighbour who's a bell-end.

Are you sure it's not HIS neighbour who's a bell-end ?

[minestrone]

My neighbours are all over 70 and seem to be on SAGA cruises for the most of the year.

[Diver]

WHS

Also I find fully automated laser turrets work a treat.

and then nuke the site from orbit, just to be sure

[AtW]

Get a cardboard box, paint it yellow and fix it to a pole on the driveway

WHS

Also I find fully automated laser turrets work a treat.

[EternalOptimist]

take a photo of her f@nny, then post ip up on the 'my neighbour drives like a f@nny' website *





*you may have to set this up yourself

[scooby]

Who calls a car 'Trevor'?

Actually, TVR... TVR - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[d000hg]

I've watched my nextdoor neighbours son test the ABS brakes on his car for a couple of years now since he passed his driving test. He hits their drive at about 30 MPH and just about pulls up before smacking into their front room. Once day his foot will slip.

Teenage lads have got an excuse - we're all bellends at that age.

Plus it takes skill to do that

Jeez look at the OP telling people what they're allowed to do on their own property. Bloody nanny state mentality

[nomadd]

Teenage lads have got an excuse - we're all bellends at that age.

Its the 30 something mothers who drive with no idea that pisses me off....

Really, you expect them to hold a very important conversation about nail polish on their mobile, look rearwards to scream at the kids in the back seats and drive sensibly at the same time? Silly you.