Rant - Bloody neighbours driving too fast on driveway

[Diver]

WHS

Also I find fully automated laser turrets work a treat.

and then nuke the site from orbit, just to be sure

[minestrone]

My neighbours are all over 70 and seem to be on SAGA cruises for the most of the year.

[TestMangler]

Sorry my cat is called Trevor not my car. And its my neighbour who's a bell-end.

Are you sure it's not HIS neighbour who's a bell-end ?

[MarillionFan]

I agree. Got a neighbor who flies down the residential road I live on in his personalised BMW like a ******* race driver. Missus has told him to slow down. The last time he slowed his car stuck it into an aggressive reverse screeching to a halt going 'what's your problem'. She told him, he was going to give her some mouth but thought more of it as I wondered over garden rake in hand.

50 year old man with a small penis IMHO.

[d000hg]

I wondered over garden rake in hand. 50 year old man with a small penis IMHO.

Maybe you could get a BMW too?

[Diver]

I agree. Got a neighbor who flies down the residential road I live on in his personalised BMW like a ******* race driver. Missus has told him to slow down. The last time he slowed his car stuck it into an aggressive reverse screeching to a halt going 'what's your problem'. She told him, he was going to give her some mouth but thought more of it as I wondered over garden rake in hand.

50 year old man with a small penis IMHO.

Why do you sign your posts "50 year old man with a small penis"

We know what you are

[psychocandy]

Really, you expect them to hold a very important conversation about nail polish on their mobile, look rearwards to scream at the kids in the back seats and drive sensibly at the same time? Silly you.

Spot on there.

[psychocandy]

Are you sure it's not HIS neighbour who's a bell-end ?

I may have bell-ending tendencies sometimes!

[oscarose]

50 year old man with a small penis IMHO.

MF and his small willy complex. Saga tbc.

[BolshieBastard]

Why do you sign your posts "50 year old man with a small penis"

We know what you are

Because he wants the world to know how inferior he really is!?

Or, that he has a really small dick?