Reply to: Oppps

[amcdonald]

Tell him Leggings & Long nighties are in fashion?

But I thought it was Halo that wanted to hide her knees

[vetran]

Tell him Leggings & Long nighties are in fashion?

Fulfil his builder / girly roller skater fantasies by buying kneepads?

Just make sure he only sees you kneeling down for the next few days?

[SupremeSpod]

I can't get them to fit my knees

You knees aren't *that* big...

[Halo Jones]

have you ever tried a hard hat ?

I can't get them to fit my knees

[BrilloPad]

I have "special" skills

Is that anything like special needs?

Sorry I just could not resist...

[EternalOptimist]

I have "special" skills

have you ever tried a hard hat ?

[Halo Jones]

How do you fall up stairs?

I have "special" skills

[SimonMac]

Don't worry, the video has just gone viral on Youtube.

Nice thong

You got the wrong video, we all know HJ goes commando

[pmeswani]

So how do I explain this: (remember that I work on a building site, hence there are a lot of men here) I have just fallen up the stairs (muppet moment) & now I have carpet burns on my knees,

so just how do I explain this to BGG?

Just tell BGG that you like it rough and tough.

[Diver]

So how do I explain this: (remember that I work on a building site, hence there are a lot of men here) I have just fallen up the stairs (muppet moment) & now I have carpet burns on my knees,

so just how do I explain this to BGG?

Don't worry, the video has just gone viral on Youtube.

Nice thong

[northernladuk]

Or just explain you had to take one for the team in order to secure a rate rise.

Worked for me!

[BrilloPad]

So how do I explain this: (remember that I work on a building site, hence there are a lot of men here) I have just fallen up the stairs (muppet moment) & now I have carpet burns on my knees,

so just how do I explain this to BGG?

How do you fall up stairs?

Anyway you need to distract him so he does not notice. Try wearing something revealing.

Or just tell him you have become a lesbian and were trying it out. Next time he can watch. Then hastily look online for a suitable woman.

[northernladuk]

But then he will be upset that he was not there

As will the rest of us!!!!

[Old Hack]

Make it as lurid as possible, involve sex toys, well endowed animals and a couple of rough builders!

You'll be fine.

Or just explain you had to take one for the team in order to secure a rate rise.

[Halo Jones]

Make it as lurid as possible, involve sex toys, well endowed animals and a couple of rough builders!.

But then he will be upset that he was not there