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MarillionFan replied

6 May 2012, 19:02
Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post

Rotary club?

Freemasonry lite?

Tone

I was out with a mate last week and he mentioned a lodge do he was going to. 'What's the chance of me joining the Freemasons then?' 'Feck all was the answer. You've got no chance. It's not your thing, you'd take the piss'

'No idea what you mean?' I quizzically asked.
'Well. Do you remember a couple of years ago when it came up in conversation in the pub and you took the piss then I asked you to drop me off to the lodge on your way home? Well shouting out 'please sir may I have another you bum boys' when you dropped me off was seriously not funny'
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Old Greg replied

6 May 2012, 17:51
Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post

Wanna lift my apron?

Tone

Churchill will as long as you're not circumcised.
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Sands of Time replied

6 May 2012, 17:51
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I'm so emotionally disturbed - I have to go out and get some ice cream to calm my nerves.

Shala la le la le la la.

Suckmyhairywazoo!

Tone
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suityou01 replied

6 May 2012, 17:50
Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post

Wanna lift my apron?

Tone

I'm so emotionally disturbed - I have to go out and get some ice cream to calm my nerves.

Shala la le la le la la.
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Sands of Time replied

6 May 2012, 17:45
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I prefer the Oddfellows. Quirkier than the freemasons but choosier and less homoerotic.

Wanna lift my apron?

Tone
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Old Greg replied

6 May 2012, 17:44
Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post

Rotary club?

Freemasonry lite?

Tone

I prefer the Oddfellows. Quirkier than the freemasons but choosier and less homoerotic.
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darmstadt replied

6 May 2012, 17:44
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I am ******* the Rotary Club.

FTFY
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Sands of Time replied

6 May 2012, 17:36
Rotary club?

Freemasonry lite?

Tone
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Old Greg replied

6 May 2012, 17:31
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Youll be joining the Rotary Club next.

I am the ******* Rotary Club.
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MarillionFan replied

6 May 2012, 17:29
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

That whole line, weight and toucher sounds rather wrong.

Youll be joining the Rotary Club next.
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Sands of Time replied

6 May 2012, 17:26
I'm so emotionally disturbed - I have to go out and get some ice cream to calm my nerves.

Tone
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Old Greg replied

6 May 2012, 17:24
Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post

I'm somewhat unnerved by this thread.

Tone

That whole line, weight and toucher sounds rather wrong.
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suityou01 replied

6 May 2012, 17:19
Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post

I'm somewhat unnerved by this thread.

Tone
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Sands of Time replied

6 May 2012, 17:17
I'm somewhat unnerved by this thread.

Tone
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d000hg replied

6 May 2012, 17:14
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I got three touchers!!!!

That's a whole relationship for AtW.
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