Rotary club?
Freemasonry lite?
Tone
Freemasonry lite?
Tone
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FTFYOriginally posted by Old Greg View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I prefer the Oddfellows. Quirkier than the freemasons but choosier and less homoerotic.Originally posted by Sands of Time View PostComment
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I'm so emotionally disturbed - I have to go out and get some ice cream to calm my nerves.Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
Shala la le la le la la.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Churchill will as long as you're not circumcised.Originally posted by Sands of Time View PostComment
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I was out with a mate last week and he mentioned a lodge do he was going to. 'What's the chance of me joining the Freemasons then?' 'Feck all was the answer. You've got no chance. It's not your thing, you'd take the piss'Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
'No idea what you mean?' I quizzically asked.
'Well. Do you remember a couple of years ago when it came up in conversation in the pub and you took the piss then I asked you to drop me off to the lodge on your way home? Well shouting out 'please sir may I have another you bum boys' when you dropped me off was seriously not funny'
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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