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    #11
    Rotary club?


    Freemasonry lite?




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      #12
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      I am ******* the Rotary Club.
      FTFY
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
        Rotary club?


        Freemasonry lite?




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        I prefer the Oddfellows. Quirkier than the freemasons but choosier and less homoerotic.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          I prefer the Oddfellows. Quirkier than the freemasons but choosier and less homoerotic.

          Wanna lift my apron?



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            #15
            Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
            Wanna lift my apron?



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            I'm so emotionally disturbed - I have to go out and get some ice cream to calm my nerves.





            Shala la le la le la la.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              I'm so emotionally disturbed - I have to go out and get some ice cream to calm my nerves.





              Shala la le la le la la.

              Suckmyhairywazoo!


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                #17
                Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
                Wanna lift my apron?



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                Churchill will as long as you're not circumcised.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
                  Rotary club?


                  Freemasonry lite?




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                  I was out with a mate last week and he mentioned a lodge do he was going to. 'What's the chance of me joining the Freemasons then?' 'Feck all was the answer. You've got no chance. It's not your thing, you'd take the piss'

                  'No idea what you mean?' I quizzically asked.
                  'Well. Do you remember a couple of years ago when it came up in conversation in the pub and you took the piss then I asked you to drop me off to the lodge on your way home? Well shouting out 'please sir may I have another you bum boys' when you dropped me off was seriously not funny'

                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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